Vedgelord

I eat rusty nails for breakfast and shit out only the rust. I spend every waking minute in a cycle of consumption, procrastination, sorrow, and playing video games for children on a daily basis. I have no emotion, for I am a creature beyond your imagination. There is an idea of what I am, but I'm not actually there. As much as you could witness me and the horrid visage that is my still moving carcass, that is merely an illusion your mind creates. I'm not real, nor are you. At least, not in this reality.

You've been in a coma for years. We don't know if this will reach you,but if it does, please, wake up. It's hard to go on without you...
Birthday
Feb 14, 2005 (Age: 20)
Location
The cold, unforgiving abyss
Gender
Male
Pronouns
  1. he/him
Real Name
Elijah Alexander
Occupation
High School Student
Favorite Pokémon
Garchomp
My Characteristic
Impetuous and silly

Contact

Discord
AgileVeggie#8460
Pokemon Showdown! Username
Little Veggie
Steam
Vedgelord
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