Recent content by Yeesus

when you want to do pspl? just mention a day I'll check if I can (I'm gmt +1)

Just name a day and time and I'll see if I can be there for the battle (PSPL ou). My timezone is gmt +1.

Are you a supreme gentleman?

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fucking hell I wasn't even following you smh

Humans and dolphins are the only two creatures known to man that, if given a mirror, will eventually admire their own genitalia.

You can use your penis to unlock your iPhone w/ Touch ID if you set it up as a "finger"

The world record for longest cumshot is 14ft.

another warning for you: A dentist can tell if you deep throat someone as it tends to bruise the back of your throat

Fair warning to you Nove: Ejaculate can reach 28 mph when leaving the penis. Thus, it's illegal in a school zone.

Did you know: The male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it's business time.