Tournament Hackmons Premier League II - Commencement

Why you should draft me for your HPL II team​

ignore that i’m cohost and can’t join the tour

1. I lost every match in HPL I, which means I CANNOT do any worse in HPL II.

2. I can cook gen7ph teams like cscl on crack but unlike cscl my teams are bad. This means that it will be impossible to predict what I might bring each week because nothing I build makes sense to anyone other than me

3. I will be very active in your team’s Discord server, to the point where you wonder if and when I sleep. I will also spam the horizontally spinning rat gif, but that isn’t important.

4. I once made my opponent have around 5 full paras in 7 consecutive turns, and was able to win a game because of that. I will agree to transfer my good luck to your team if I am drafted.

5. Some (some being me) may claim that I have a skill issue. However, I will agree to not have a skill issue while I am playing for your team.

6. According to the PHPL lore, I have access to Ransei’s credit card information. I will agree to use this power to benefit your team, through bribing Test Rex to let us have free wins.

7. I will never give you up. I will never let you down. I will never run around and desert you. I will never make you cry. I will never say goodbye. I will never tell a lie and hurt you.

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Koen’s Silly ORAS player (Team Build + Pilot) rankings
(I will NOT include myself)
S+: mayonnaise. mayo. (Must buy, 40k at least)


Anyways,
S:
Glory, lag=bad, NToTheN
A+: Excaliju, Ransei, jb291
A: Maxouille, Berry, SussyAmongUsDrip
B+: Sheep Liver, Archey, Teamo
B: TuffStuff, Ineros, Scipioklol, Podra
C+: Dabob95, Guysmash
C: Penultimate Toast, rarre, clas, itzemanboss, mayonnaise. mayo. (This is due to me not able to finding real replays, however, these are the actual underdogs)


KILL THE CODE.
 
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Koen’s Silly ORAS player (Team Build + Pilot) rankings
(I will NOT include myself)
S+: mayonnaise. mayo. (Must buy, 40k at least)


Anyways,
S:
Glory, lag=bad, NToTheN
A+: Excaliju, Ransei, jb291
A: Maxouille, Berry, SussyAmongUsDrip
B+: Sheep Liver, Archey, Teamo
B: TuffStuff, Ineros, Scipioklol, Podra
C+: Dabob95, Guysmash
C: Penultimate Toast, rarre, clas, itzemanboss, mayonnaise. mayo. (This is due to me not able to finding real replays, however, these are the actual underdogs)


KILL THE CODE.
You didn’t include managers.
 
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fiish3000The Nihilisic Nihilegos
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Zane(Bifloofendoofen)3000Nefarious Necrozmas
Nakoruru_XD3000Sigma Star Kyogres
aeth3000Nefarious Necrozmas

RAHHHHH MOCC 2 WOOO
 
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teamo7000Pink Giraffes
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Rei6000Steela's Gate
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Ineros5500Nefarious Necrozmas
jasprose5500Pink Giraffes
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aidan amoongus5500Nefarious Necrozmas
seraphz5500Smurfing Smeargles
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bello figo5000Pink Giraffes
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Ren4500Pink Giraffes
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AM4000Smurfing Smeargles
jb2914000Smurfing Smeargles
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Scipioklol3500Pink Giraffes
Archey3500Nefarious Necrozmas
ReSolaris3500Nefarious Necrozmas
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big tony 20143000Pink Giraffes
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Guysmash3000The Nihilisic Nihilegos
Dabob953000The Nihilisic Nihilegos
HATS3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Osake3000Pink Giraffes
One Last Kiss3000Steela's Gate
UnbecomingDuck3000Nefarious Necrozmas
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)3000Nefarious Necrozmas
Nakoruru_XD3000Sigma Star Kyogres
aeth3000Nefarious Necrozmas

RAHHHHH MOCC 2 WOOO
instead of me crashing out its yoko crashing out this time
 
gen 9 bh: One Last Kiss
gen 9 bh: BoingK
natdex bh: Rei
gen 8 bh: MAMP
gen 7 bh: gulch
gen 7 ph: AnsonIsTheBest
gen 6 ph: realExcaliju
gen 6 ph bo3: Glory
subs: Sheep Liver, FlamPoke, HyperJedlaf

shoutout to me for not knowing any of the bh guys
 
USUMPH Power Rankings
(will be updated with more signups)
italics=manager that might selfbuy

Eternamax Tier
mayo
S Tier
Aerobee-somewhat consistently best 7ph player, good clicker but will probably end up playing gen 6/not playing so its just his builds which are very strong but hard to use.
Cscl-very hard to cteam, will cteam you. therefore always wins at 7ph. definitely scariest player to fight on this whole list but maybe can get screwed over by too much jank/post phpl meta developments
A Tier
Akira-dont know how theyll perform without aerobee to doublecheck their builds, but i could see them slotting in 7ph if they draft good bh but weak ph. structures are weird but work well enough, 7-0 in phpl too
bullsht would go here if they signed up
NtotheN-2nd most experienced after ransei, builds can easily guarantee wins vs weaker players but are easy to cteam. good clicker with b*lance builds that uhh.. would be good last hpl i can say that. genuine S tier player in 6ph tho just draft them for that and have them support

Ransei-dont know how well builds fare into current meta but most 7ph experience out of everyone on this list and good clicker. probably going into oras but can support well if your 7ph starter is fine with internet arguments
Sussyamongusdrip-who put this kid up here hes ass. idk im like really good builder slightly above average clicker if that helps, but wont have much time to cook or support the oras slots so keep that in mind.
High B Tier
Anaconja-strictly an emergency sub cuz bh but actually beat aerobee in hpl i and is a strong clicker so they can clutch up if needed.
Eyeos-90% wont selfbuy but if they did they would be here. from what ive seen builds dont look like they do well into current meta, but still has tons of ladder experience and has fine piloting.
Glory-why you drafting them for usum just slot them in oras lmao. never seen them play usum but theyre good with 6ph offense builds so ig that could translate over
Rightclicker-good at clicking offense and build a bit, ig they could do decently in usum if they wanted to

Teamo-good clicker that NEEDS to be passed teams. could see subbing in for ph once or twice
yourself would go here if they actually signed up
Low B Tier
Aninjadude-they played a decent amount of ph iirc. probably could help support a bit or sub in as needed
Ghastlypixie-ig they go here idk
Lag=bad-didnt sign up for usum but they can play it if needed, builds and clicking kinda suspect tho from what ive seen
Podra-good clicker bad builder, strong sub imo he can clutch up but better in oras
Ptoast-good value pick. solid builds and clicking

Splodge-average builder, average clicker. he got that spirit tho
C Tier

Aidan amoongus-sub with some teambuilding support
Ansonisthebest-sub with some teambuilding support
Archey-sub with some teambuilding support
Gold0987-can only play sleep spam ho but is good at it. imo too cteamable but can maybe work
Guysmash-sub with some teambuilding support
jb291-played oras in hpl i but ig they could play usum if they get someone to teach them. from what ive heard from ballfire tho they seem to have questionable teams and clicking, think they reused same 3 teams the whole tour
Resolaris-dont know but they seem to be active on ladder ig.


i dont know any of the other signups so draft at your own risk ig

 
USUMPH Power Rankings
totally not reliable post i rank by how often they are appearing in my sight
not by goodness order but by the order the names come into my mind
its mostly a meme post combined with why you draft me dont take it too serious
s rank
cscl
aerobee
ransei
eyeos
ntothen
the creator of bullsht
lag=bad

s-mabye rank(mostly bc i haven't seen them play)
akira 001
glory

A rank
no theres no A rank the s rank is already too crowded

B-mabye rank (myself the only player that i can say im kind of knowing well about other than the s tier players. i actually dont know how good i am but clearly i suck at building. some people say i am a good pilot so mabye i am. i have topped the ladder with 1800 elo but ladder officially fell off just about the time i topped it. participated in phpl I with a record of 1-1, against lag and bullsht respectively)
AnsonIsTheBest

God rank
zeus the ruin(bc thy existence are so good that i have to explain this. the literal god who can know everything and do everything. god decide to play gen 7 ph thus its on the ladder. god would never lose.)
 
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USUMPH Power Rankings
totally not reliable post i rank by how often they are appearing in my sight
not by goodness order but by the order the names come into my mind
its mostly a meme post combined with why you draft me dont take it too serious
s rank
cscl
aerobee
ransei
eyeos
ntothen
the creater of bullsht
lag=bad

s-mabye rank(mostly bc i haven't seen them play)
akira 001
glory

A rank
no theres no A rank the s rank is already too crowded

B-mabye rank (myself the only player that i can say im kind of knowing well about other than the s tier players. i actually dont know how good i am but clearly i suck at building. some people say i am a good pilot so mabye i am. i have topped the ladder with 1800 elo but ladder officially fell off just about the time i topped it. participated in phpl I with a record of 1-1, against lag and bullsht respectively)
AnsonIsTheBest

God rank
zeus the ruin(bc thy existence are so good that i have to explain this. the literal god who can know everything and do everything. god decide to play gen 7 ph thus its on the ladder. god would never lose.)
"mabye rank"
"the creater ob"

Do you wanna stop making mistakes like this person above here? This is why you should download my app G-

Wait no, this isn't a promotion site

Wait were you expecting a meaningful post?
No, that's all, I just wanted to post.
 
mocc can't be asked to get the screenshot
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rarre3500Sigma Star Kyogres
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aeth3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
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