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SmogOFF DOOM
- Thread starter phoopes
- Start date
Once upon a time he used to bask in the limelight
Now a different task, no mask but a Jynx sprite
Different ask: attack those whose posts are ass
Smoking crude users like he used to smoke grass
His foes know, though he gave rap the quick quit
His posts still flow and stay hot like brisket
Each thread he makes still rakes mad Luvdisc hits
Don't hate, or make it straight to his shit list
A new post in this thread? Time to shake off the rust
Scary like a python, or the Blair Witch/
Certified icon, call him Ric Flair bitch (woo!)/
Nature Boy, how could you hate ya boy?/
Extra, extra! When he rhymes tell the paper boys/
Making noise: that’s how he wows the crowd/
He’s loud and proud because he’s got the know-how/
Don’t have a cow just because he’s raising his prowess/
That was pretty good but now this:
Narrator voice: DOOM is on the verge of taking over the world! Tune in next time to see his dastardly deeds continue!
Scary like a python, or the Blair Witch/
Certified icon, call him Ric Flair bitch (woo!)/
Nature Boy, how could you hate ya boy?/
Extra, extra! When he rhymes tell the paper boys/
Making noise: that’s how he wows the crowd/
He’s loud and proud because he’s got the know-how/
Don’t have a cow just because he’s raising his prowess/
That was pretty good but now this:
Narrator voice: DOOM is on the verge of taking over the world! Tune in next time to see his dastardly deeds continue!
There’s no more beer, god damn it
The guy I told to buy ain’t here, imma ram it in his car
The guy I told to buy ain’t here, imma ram it in his car
Away for awhile but MF PHOOPES is back
Ay caramba, he brings the lumber
Frightening rhymes, you hear them in your slumber
Encumbered by the weight of the world, that's on your shoulders
Try to shake it off, yeah you try to be bolder, but you
Can't, cuz when he's in the room it gets colder
Villain is the Iceman, you ain't even a smolder
He told ya, how it's gonna be from the start
The words stick in your brain because they come from the heart
Ay caramba, he brings the lumber
Frightening rhymes, you hear them in your slumber
Encumbered by the weight of the world, that's on your shoulders
Try to shake it off, yeah you try to be bolder, but you
Can't, cuz when he's in the room it gets colder
Villain is the Iceman, you ain't even a smolder
He told ya, how it's gonna be from the start
The words stick in your brain because they come from the heart
Still looking at my life, it doesn't really add up
I was born under a bad sign, minus
The bad for the most part, but in addition, I
Subtracted some day ones in my second edition, cuz their
Negativity, it multiplied, I'm
Positive that they only wanted to divide, it was
Addition by subtraction, the value was absolute,
I might be a square, but I still got roots
And a tattoo of a C, stands for complex
Not imaginary, just for some context
I'm convex, not concave, I got a vertex
Higher than yours, I'm at the apex
Not to be mean, but stay on your side of the median
That's the mode I'm on, hope that you stay agreein'
I'm Pythagorean, taking the hypotenuse between a
Few points, understand? Don't be so obtuse
Unless that's your angle, got a shorty she's acute one,
Complimentary to me, that's why I stay shootin' my
Shot. Call her geometric you see,
Throw that ass in a circle, 360 degrees: pre-
Calculating, how I'd get some action?
Will she match my energy, even a fraction? I
Numerate the factors that I'm lookin' for, do we
Share any common denominators? I'll
Operate with care before I marry a girl, think
Algebraically because there are so many variables
Evenly odd on both sides of my brain, what's the
Ratio? Of insanity to sane, my
Fame is growing exponentially, always
Speak out loud: never in parentheses or
Brackets. I have integral rap tactics
Never derivative, that's simple mathematics
Me rapping it over the Meat Grinder beat:
https://voca.ro/1fZa5j5ivbCG
Poor audio quality but whatever lol
I was born under a bad sign, minus
The bad for the most part, but in addition, I
Subtracted some day ones in my second edition, cuz their
Negativity, it multiplied, I'm
Positive that they only wanted to divide, it was
Addition by subtraction, the value was absolute,
I might be a square, but I still got roots
And a tattoo of a C, stands for complex
Not imaginary, just for some context
I'm convex, not concave, I got a vertex
Higher than yours, I'm at the apex
Not to be mean, but stay on your side of the median
That's the mode I'm on, hope that you stay agreein'
I'm Pythagorean, taking the hypotenuse between a
Few points, understand? Don't be so obtuse
Unless that's your angle, got a shorty she's acute one,
Complimentary to me, that's why I stay shootin' my
Shot. Call her geometric you see,
Throw that ass in a circle, 360 degrees: pre-
Calculating, how I'd get some action?
Will she match my energy, even a fraction? I
Numerate the factors that I'm lookin' for, do we
Share any common denominators? I'll
Operate with care before I marry a girl, think
Algebraically because there are so many variables
Evenly odd on both sides of my brain, what's the
Ratio? Of insanity to sane, my
Fame is growing exponentially, always
Speak out loud: never in parentheses or
Brackets. I have integral rap tactics
Never derivative, that's simple mathematics
Me rapping it over the Meat Grinder beat:
https://voca.ro/1fZa5j5ivbCG
Poor audio quality but whatever lol
holy shit. magnum opus material. this will be hard to top.
...This wasn't the DOOM I was expecting.
we need to revitalize this thread and create a rap
Quit your bitchin, coming to the soup kitchen
Cooking up something good, three star Michelin
This again? Naw. Something new
Grew special herbs in his garden for the food
All a ruse to hock the DVD box set
Sold separately so collect the octet of
Special editions, he’s a villain on a mission
To stack his racks of cash higher, that’s what he envisions