FOR THE GUYS which way do you wipe your ass

[arbiter1337]

i employ the bidet and then wipe from the front, because wiping back to front serves only to scrape shit onto your nuts

Also how do I wipe "freaky style"

 

[LeafLace]

...

• facing forwards or facing backwards so you can rest your computer on the cistern and play stardew valley

holy shit thats genius ;-;

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

wiping rn

 

[RainWaiv]

bidet or tp

my friends keep arguing on whether or not its gay to use a bidet. like on a regular basis

 

[phoopes]

my friends keep arguing on whether or not its gay to use a bidet. like on a regular basis

Your network is your net worth

 

[RainWaiv]

Your network is your net worth

my net worth must be like 20 bucks then bc all my friends are broke

 

[Tbolt]

standing or sitting

This doesn't take into account squatting; my cousin's house (in India) has what essentially amounts to a fancy hole in the ground that you have to squat to use.

I suppose it's a niche (yet still relevant) part of the skill expression associated with taking a dump.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

This doesn't take into account squatting; my cousin's house (in India) has what essentially amounts to a fancy hole in the ground that you have to squat to use.

I suppose it's a niche (yet still relevant) part of the skill expression associated with taking a dump.

squatting is the optimal position for output flow, unpleasant though it may be to the mind of a casual/recreational shitter

 

[Heatranator]

I wipe while upside down, its a lot more efficient.

Also squatting is indeed better, you just gotta work your glutes.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

right to left

 

[DaRotomMachine]

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[adjectivenoun]

"I wipe mine freaky style. I'd tell you what that means, but then I'd have to kill you."

-Anthony Bourdain

 

[clowncarcrash]

Why would you go from the front? Why would that be your first thought? Is this like how people poo standing up?

Cause people don't want a UTI.

 

[Basedwell]

Am i the only one who stands up and jumps around to wipe?

every time

 

[Mahmudkipz]

counterclockwise

 

[Martin]

I misread the poll as back-to-front at first and imagined back-to-front in the sense of wiping the wrong side of the body and now I'm stuck with the mental image of some dude wiping their glans with toilet paper

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

i feel like you either go front to back or bottom to top
i refuse to believe anyone goes back to front
i mean you could possibly make a case for top to bottom but i feel its too much effort for not enough wiping

however everyone seems to be forgetting the optimal method: the nappy. you shit and then force everyone else to clean it up while crying and shitting some more