beware that these predicts are going to be inaccurate as fuck because i have never watched a PH game in my life. or a gen 7 bh game for that matter (are z crystals legal?)

Pink Giraffes vs. Auramaxxing Turboblazers

gen9bh:
Wheaty vs. Betticus IV
gen9bh:
rightclicker vs. Jojen
wheaty and rc are both tried and tested and have decent support behind them. i don't think betticus has that much experience in the tier and i was assuming jojen was a PH player, although clearly I'm wrong. technically resh's have hallward and mamp as support but i don't think it's a controversial take to say that this is probably the weakest team in terms of 9bh.
gen8bh: Jqlove vs.
MAMP
mamp is the goat
gen7bh:
jasprose vs. Ineros
i'm pretty sure jas has experience in 7bh, although i could be very wrong. ineros is a great player but my question is mamp going to be able to support this slot sufficiently?
natdexbh:
Clas vs. AM
I can guarantee you AM has played a total of 0 natdex BH games. They were in NDAMPL playing GG so one might assume they could steal their tm8's teams buuut their team only managed one natdex BH win (and that was after their team was already out of the tour). so yeah. rough
gen7ph: sussyamongusdrip vs.
betathunder
gen6ph:
LycanrocWastaken vs. Maxouille
gen6ph bo3:
Glory vs. Iguana
<insert knows nothing about ph here>

Sigma Star Kyogres vs. Smurfing Smeargles

gen9bh: maybca vs.
ANinjaDude
gen9bh:
FlamPoke vs. Quinn
The Sigma Star Kyogres have two of 9bh's best builders on hand, which automatically gives them the win in the builder department. ANinjaDude is well-versed with the tier so gets mainer bias, but Quinn only has him and sevaag as building buddies. Ninja is definitely good but he is going to struggle to support two slots at once, and sevaag has not had the best time in 9bh this year so my hopes are not high.
e2: i have been told by cotta that maybca and rumia are also shiest
gen8bh: Osake vs.
Nihilslave
fraudsake vs goatslave who would win
gen7bh: Mickle314 vs.
anaconja
ik anaconja isn't enjoying the 20 smth k price tag but it is for a reason, and that is that they are one of the best BH players to ever do it.
natdexbh: lemonstre1 vs.
XxLazzerpenguinxX
lemonstre is a BH player, but I've never seen them play natdex BH, so I will give sevaag the predict for this week
gen7ph: adriancosmoem vs.
cscl
gen6ph:
realExcaliju vs. Sheep Liver
gen6ph bo3: jb291 vs.
Ransei
I am bolding names that I recognise. in this case, I recognise two names
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