the smogbank

[Dead by Daylight]

we’ve received reports of fraud, Mechalico would you please contact the authorities (Big ASHELY) to find out what is happening by?

 

[Mechalico]

we’ve received reports of fraud, Mechalico would you please contact the authorities (Big ASHELY) to find out what is happening by?

on it boss. BIG ASHLEY would you like a bribe through cash or card

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

the only currency in which BIG ASHLEY trades is SMOGON LIKES.

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

you don't have an account, so you cannot deposit these bosnian and herzegovinian convertible marks

this is terrible service. you just lost a valuable customer

 

[MAMP]

hello, i would like to open an account.

 

[phoopes]

this is terrible service. you just lost a valuable customer

This brings back terrible memories of when I was a bouncer and people would say this to me and I was just like “idk man I just work here”

 

[Dead by Daylight]

hello, i would like to open an account.

ACCOUNT LIST
phoopes
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico
Mechalico

 

[Dead by Daylight]

the bank is losing profit. to get rid of some of our worthless currencies, we're offering the following deal

14.5Φ bosnian and herzegovinian convertible marks for 152.9 * 10^56π euros

 

[solrock the great]

can you exchange them for freedom units instead

 

[RainWaiv]

can you exchange them for freedom units instead

but girl... the tariffs :/

 

[Mahmudkipz]

hi im the delivery guy here to deliver the password-protected microwave

 

[Dead by Daylight]

can you exchange them for freedom units instead

we don't carry freedom here

hi im the delivery guy here to deliver the password-protected microwave

thanks man. hope i don't forget it again

 

[Don Vascus]

hi it's your local banker.

i'm offering the following deals:

10,003 british pounds for 3 zimbabwean dollars
25.41 east caribbean dollars for 0.128 peruvian sol
1.5 * 10^23 congolese francs for 25π^Φe malagasy ariary

look at the board for other exchanges, these are our special bank offers for the day

thanks for using the SMOGBANK.

(any transfers go directly to phoopes's bank account)

I am transfering all my wealth in soles (S/.400) into caribean dollar and then buying regular dollar with them

 

[Sijih]

I stored a significant amount of my net worth in beanie babies and I am now looking to liquidate, can you facilitate that?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I am transfering all my wealth in soles (S/.400) into caribean dollar and then buying regular dollar with them

I didn't know what you meant by regular dollar so I just converted this to 4.105 fijian dollars

I stored a significant amount of my net worth in beanie babies and I am now looking to liquidate, can you facilitate that?

sure, welcome to the bank

 

[Solosis]

Can I rob this bank, please??

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

Can I rob this bank, please??

tried that didnt go too well

 

[Solosis]

tried that didnt go too well

What if I use a gun??

 

[Mechalico]

What if I use a gun??

tackling you out of nowhere because i refuse to have my fraud and laundry schemes ruined by a simple robbery (even if the robbery has a gun this time)

 

[Mahmudkipz]

thanks man. hope i don't forget it again

hi im the delivery guy again.

i would like to convert my savings into lasagna and store it in the microwave bank vault

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Can I rob this bank, please??

yeah sure, have 9.05e south sudanese pounds in debt

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

yeah sure, have 9.05e south sudanese pounds in debt

see. i tried that before

 

[Dead by Daylight]

hi im the delivery guy again.

i would like to convert my savings into lasagna and store it in the microwave bank vault

well to do that you'd need an account, which you don't have. would you like to create one

 

[Dead by Daylight]

3 people are now banned from the bank, stay away if you see them on the streets

 

[The Gungeon master]

3 people are now banned from the bank, stay away if you see them on the streets

Are you one of those people who are banned?