The Ultimate Page 5 Championship Tournament Game ($50 prize)

[Teh]

ALLIANCES, WARFARE, DECEPTION. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE ULTIMATE PAGE 5 WARRIOR?

Welcome to….

THE PAGE 5 CHAMPIONSHIP!!! :O

The Rules:

• The poster who owns post #101 in this thread at exactly <t:1756688400:F> will be crowned the first official Page 5 Champion and will win $50.
• Deleting your own posts is 100% allowed.
• Moderators can only delete posts if they violate site or game rules.
• Every time you post, there is a one hour cooldown before you are allowed to post again.
• Each post must have substance. No one-liners or meme reposting.
• To participate your account MUST be older than this post.

Failure to abide by these rules will result in post deletion and/or disqualification from the game. These aren’t exhaustive I won’t hesitate to punish posters who act against the spirit of the game.

Have fun!!!

Accomplishments

The first person to reach page 5 was ButtGallon at 10:29 pm GMT-4

 

[Teh]

i will also be participating in this bc i don’t want to lose money but i’ll be giving myself a 3 hour cooldown instead to make it more fair

responding to az fuck you the OP doesn’t count. my timer starts with this one

 

[az]

ok thanks for this teh however you have immediately broken rule 4:

Every time you post, there is a one hour cooldown before you are allowed to post again.

i regret to inform you that you are therefore disqualified

 

[gastlies]

i am leaving this as a buffer to delete later on to screw people over. see you in an hour

 

[Bog Monster]

Assuming everyone plays optimally, this game has no winner. The post count will never be allowed to hit page 5.

 

[a fairy]

if this was real you'd let users undelete their own posts too

 

[Jumpheart]

This tournament is ridiculous and I will definitely not be participating

 

[Arcticblast]

If the 101st post contains the horse LonelyNess hates, I will donate $50 to Trans Lifeline

the horse LonelyNess hates

 

[gastlies]

i forgot to come back in an hour whoops, better late than never

the best time to plant a tree is 51 minutes ago, the second best time is right now

speaking of trees Tree69420 stop spamming.

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

reserving this to delete later, fuck you

 

[az]

i'd like it if we could take a moment to discuss teh's hostile attitude in this thread which is NOT his default state as he is usually a wond'rous generous spirit and perhaps we could all take a moment to do a really gentle, selfless, non-judgemental intervention on this lil freak

 

[Mathy]

is this just cuz u failed two page 5 snipes today and deleted them

 

[fiish]

you have NOT reached page 5

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

absolutely certain that this competition, which could be so beautiful and powerful, will be rigged and overrun by moderatour power abuse. i know exactly which one it will be, too! sigh.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i'd bet that mod would be the evil phoopes, or maybe even sijih

 

[az]

big ashley has an insane refractory period holy

the above Ashley post was deleted, thank you for your report

 

[adjectivenoun]

God will never forgive us for what we have done to His highest and most sacred art, the forum game. We have defiled it beyond recognition; it is an affront to His good name.

 

[fiish]

indeed, those are two of the five options. realistically three though (when was the last time you heard from ivy or ante?)

Looks like you broke the 1 hour cooldown. No matter. That's just 1 less opponent I have to best. smirks

 

[Teh]

is this just cuz u failed two page 5 snipes today and deleted them

i dont think thats very relevant to this thread (yes (i didn't know page 5 started at 101 (and i didnt see todd sniped it before me because i was at work and distracted)))

 

[igiveuponaname]

in

 

[internet]

i think what we really need in firebot now is more threads with $50 prizes

 

[Tbolt]

I am eating a grilled cheese sandwich

 

[Tree69420]

i forgot to come back in an hour whoops, better late than never

the best time to plant a tree is 51 minutes ago, the second best time is right now

speaking of trees Tree69420 stop spamming.

what the fuck is going on in here
gastlies stop spamming.

 

[fiish]

it would be funny if everyone just forgets about the thread and it doesn't get to page 5