The Ultimate Page 5 Championship Tournament Game ($50 prize)

[Teh]

ALLIANCES, WARFARE, DECEPTION. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE ULTIMATE PAGE 5 WARRIOR?

Welcome to….

THE PAGE 5 CHAMPIONSHIP!!! :O

The Rules:

• The poster who owns post #101 in this thread at exactly <t:1756688400:F> will be crowned the first official Page 5 Champion and will win $50.
• Deleting your own posts is 100% allowed.
• Moderators can only delete posts if they violate site or game rules.
• Every time you post, there is a one hour cooldown before you are allowed to post again.
• Each post must have substance. No one-liners or meme reposting.
• To participate your account MUST be older than this post.

Failure to abide by these rules will result in post deletion and/or disqualification from the game. These aren’t exhaustive I won’t hesitate to punish posters who act against the spirit of the game.

Have fun!!!

 

[Teh]

i will also be participating in this bc i don’t want to lose money but i’ll be giving myself a 3 hour cooldown instead to make it more fair

responding to az fuck you the OP doesn’t count. my timer starts with this one

 

[az]

ok thanks for this teh however you have immediately broken rule 4:

Every time you post, there is a one hour cooldown before you are allowed to post again.

i regret to inform you that you are therefore disqualified

 

[gastlies]

i am leaving this as a buffer to delete later on to screw people over. see you in an hour

 

[ButtGallon]

I concur with ms Gastlies. I will be deleting this later whether you like it or not. It's my forum post so I get to choose the deletion time

 

[Bog Monster]

Assuming everyone plays optimally, this game has no winner. The post count will never be allowed to hit page 5.

 

[a fairy]

if this was real you'd let users undelete their own posts too

 

[Jumpheart]

This tournament is ridiculous and I will definitely not be participating

 

[Arcticblast]

If the 101st post contains the horse LonelyNess hates, I will donate $50 to Trans Lifeline

the horse LonelyNess hates

 

[chroma_2903]

you have reached page 1.

(i don't think this classifies as a one-liner but just in case i'm going to add a copypasta)

I like to creep around my home and act like a Gimmighoul. I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll crawl inside a cardboard box and shuffle around in a sort of fetal position while in the box (like shuffling while I'm in the box and moving the box around), then I’ll shuffle around my house and pick up various objects and put them in the box while saying stuff like “gimmi gimmi ghghgh!” and laughing maniacally in my Gimmighoul voice (“objects” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to coins or other shiny objects). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird cries like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

 

[gastlies]

i forgot to come back in an hour whoops, better late than never

the best time to plant a tree is 51 minutes ago, the second best time is right now

speaking of trees Tree69420 stop spamming.

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

reserving this to delete later, fuck you

 

[az]

i'd like it if we could take a moment to discuss teh's hostile attitude in this thread which is NOT his default state as he is usually a wond'rous generous spirit and perhaps we could all take a moment to do a really gentle, selfless, non-judgemental intervention on this lil freak

 

[Mathy]

is this just cuz u failed two page 5 snipes today and deleted them

 

[fiish]

you have NOT reached page 5

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

absolutely certain that this competition, which could be so beautiful and powerful, will be rigged and overrun by moderatour power abuse. i know exactly which one it will be, too! sigh.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i'd bet that mod would be the evil phoopes, or maybe even sijih

 

[az]

big ashley has an insane refractory period holy

the above Ashley post was deleted, thank you for your report

 

[adjectivenoun]

God will never forgive us for what we have done to His highest and most sacred art, the forum game. We have defiled it beyond recognition; it is an affront to His good name.

 

[fiish]

indeed, those are two of the five options. realistically three though (when was the last time you heard from ivy or ante?)

Looks like you broke the 1 hour cooldown. No matter. That's just 1 less opponent I have to best. smirks

 

[Teh]

is this just cuz u failed two page 5 snipes today and deleted them

i dont think thats very relevant to this thread (yes (i didn't know page 5 started at 101 (and i didnt see todd sniped it before me because i was at work and distracted)))

 

[igiveuponaname]

in

 

[internet]

i think what we really need in firebot now is more threads with $50 prizes

 

[Tbolt]

I am eating a grilled cheese sandwich