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Can I privately inform Baltimore City Community College about the amount of fish poop in the ocean around 2000 years ago? Related to my Calc 2 grade

RE: Your Backdoor Call for a Better Score with Seafloor Manure

To speak for CC Baltimore, we abhor your sordid shore-borne foray to explore manure piscatorial from before Christ was born.

The core of our torrid retort is that, disrespectfully, you're a sophomoric bore with horrid performance galore.

Nevermore darken our door.
 
Woke up in a cold sweat thinking about how this could’ve been better if I had framed it as being asked by my friend Cecelia (who goes by Cece)
 
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