sad short stories

[Teh]

My wife had to hold my hand in the bed there. And she said "Honey it's over. They got all the cancer." And she waited a few minutes and then said "But they had to remove your penis."

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

you peaked with sealposting... quit at the top, kid.

 

[phoopes]

For sale
Heavy-Duty Boots
Never worn

 

[chroma_2903]

this thread

 

[Comett7778]

I had to wash a grease covered pan like 10 times tonight. Don’t think it gets sadder than that.

 

[uppa]

Baby died

 

[Blaze]

those with receding hairlines

 

[adjectivenoun]

The New York Giants.

 

[BP]

For sale
Heavy-Duty Boots
Never worn

Ball For Sale
Never Used

 

[Let's go shuckles]

My dog shat in the house.

 

[Just A Shroom God]

That guy's dog shat in that guy's house

 

[Blaze]

Dog that shat in someone’s house then someone’s front yard

 

[vishy fishy]

I don’t have 10000000000000$

 

[Welcome to mars]

I don’t have a dollar, someone stole it.

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

Does anyone want a dollar I found on the ground?

 

[Eledyr]

Someone gave me a dollar they found on the ground

 

[Dead by Daylight]

phoopes is a tyrannical moderator of the website Smogon.com

 

[UberSkitty]

I hit someone with a baseball bat so I could steal their dollar.

 

[vishy fishy]

I ate a grape (this was like a week ago)

 

[Eledyr]

Someone hit me with a bat and ran away with the dollar that was given to me