One day, I noticed a random Dutch person sitting in my flat at 10 Downing Street, Surrey, New Yorkshire in the great island of Manhattan. I asked him what he was doing.
He replied that he was a jack of all trades. What did he do? Nothing. He was just being a bum. That was one of his main trades too. Along with firing beams and nuking countries, but I think that part is a joke. Hopefully.
10 Downing Street was crumbling. It seemed that every wall had at least 7 holes in it. The National Bank was so overrun by the endless smog of Hong Kong that it had turned into the Smogbank, and had no transactions in the last 192 days and counting. What had happened? It had to be...this Dutch person. Surely their hometown (Belgium? France?) would take them.
I yelled at the man to "return to Dutchland!" But infuriatingly, he told me he was not from there. I kicked him out and bade him well. But now, my posting access has been restricted for no reason. Every webpage says I am not connected to the web. How do I fix this? I think I'm being pranked.
Only serious messages - I am not accepting hatemail at the moment, but we will reopen in 5 days
He replied that he was a jack of all trades. What did he do? Nothing. He was just being a bum. That was one of his main trades too. Along with firing beams and nuking countries, but I think that part is a joke. Hopefully.
10 Downing Street was crumbling. It seemed that every wall had at least 7 holes in it. The National Bank was so overrun by the endless smog of Hong Kong that it had turned into the Smogbank, and had no transactions in the last 192 days and counting. What had happened? It had to be...this Dutch person. Surely their hometown (Belgium? France?) would take them.
I yelled at the man to "return to Dutchland!" But infuriatingly, he told me he was not from there. I kicked him out and bade him well. But now, my posting access has been restricted for no reason. Every webpage says I am not connected to the web. How do I fix this? I think I'm being pranked.
Only serious messages - I am not accepting hatemail at the moment, but we will reopen in 5 days
