New Goosebumps books

[BP]

Because Halloween is coming up I thought it'd be a cool idea to workshop titles for new Goosebumps books. Give me your best ideas!

Here's mine:

Eat Shit and Die

 

[phoopes]

night of the necrobumped threads

 

[Fishy]

Why I'm Afraid of Male Combees

 

[chroma_2903]

The Most Unfortunate Series of All

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Night of the loan sharks coming to collect.

 

[Welcome to mars]

Attack of the kanye glazers.