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Tournament Unofficial Metagames Farm League I - Commencement

1v1 prs brought to you by me and my schizophrenic alter ego

nr1 menaces their 1v1 consists of mentality aka Valin aka bomb21xd his father + Valin is tryharding umfl Apparently this dude is inviting the entire squad to his discord Absolutely shameless ive heard 4 people that play sv7 in wc currently will be in this discord

nr2 diancies their 1v1 consists of nick and swordisbored but swordisbored is sadly a negative factor on this team both will not have over 100 lines at the end of week 1 but that's fine since nick farms every player in this tour except Valin

nr3 phiones their 1v1 consists of bomb21xd aka valins son and mcthelegit aka valins older son bomb has suffered the fate of losing to Valin multiple times and mc lives off valin teams to survive hence why they are valins children

nr4 leaves their 1v1 consists of kochu_shak and arpitraj1 now me personally I don't know alot about kochu, but what I can say arpitraj1 is a shooter on the ladder so i will be excited to watch him play

nr5 bolts their 1v1 consists of bello figo they are 2-0 in wc currently but they will be reusing their exact wc teams so anyone that cares enough can cteam them pretty easily however they are still above the next squad who have both the worst team name in the tour and the worst 1v1

last and definitely least is the darkrais darkrai is already a low aura pokemon and then you have cakezz who is honestly not even a bad player you just need someone to qc their teams to make sure they dont bring mono bug every game and cmpk who has famously lost every room bo5 he has ever played
 
The Luso Phiones are unfortunately out of the tournament so you know what time it is (shoutouts!!)

massive thanks to Ea-Nasir for managing this with me, it was a pleasure to share this with you
Finchely you are NOT getting out of UMs, jokes aside thank you so so much for the help, you were massively important for the functioning of the team and just generally a great presence
GigaBytes7 OUR GOAT, you did incredible the whole tour while mainly playing not your main, but a tier you had barely just picked up before the tournament, it was a pleasure playing with you and even though semis didn't go your way you remain an incredible part of the team
angolano06 Tu jogou muito bem o tour todo como eu esperava de você, agradeço demais por não só jogar bem toda semana que jogou mas também pela sua total confiança em meus times, espero te ver continuar jogando UUbers
risin_glory I did not interact much in our ZU and i am quite sorry for that, thanks for the work over there though, tough luck and see you around
Bomb21XD and Mcthelegit Will be doing a shared shoutout as you two worked together very well and did good as our 1v1, some bad weeks happened and some questionable teams were built but still great work out there
Runo somehow you ended up as our main NFE guy and i truly hope you enjoyed it, clicked well, won games, all I couldve asked for really
Playering our main AGer, didn't interact much here either but good job out there, hope you enjoyed the tour
eldids
Dids :D (fun to have you and hope you enjoyed tour, message below also applies to you)
CarTulo GUZOT leall Miraiii leo568
Sei que vcs não jogaram muitas partidas e que alguns de vcs não tiveram as melhores partidas nas que jogaram mas espero que tenham gostado de fazer parte deste time, das partidas que jogaram e que voltem a jogar mais torneios de UM
To all our helpers, Lord Rekkuza, Msousa, Borschtboy and so so many others (like actually there were probably too many if that's possible idek all of them) thank you all so much for being there and pretty much being the life of the teamcord
I REALLY hope i didn't forget anyone i will be sad if i did but really every single part of the team was simply incredible besides Ea-Nasir that guy sucks smh so if i didn't shout you out understand you were still awesome
This was my absolute favourite tournament I've been a part of, Luso Phiones forever
 

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To all our helpers, Lord Rekkuza, Msousa, Borschtboy and so so many others (like actually there were probably too many if that's possible idek all of them) thank you all so much for being there and pretty much being the life of the teamcord
See Borschtboy is such a traitor, they are in phiones before we were even eliminated :sob. Bro is a sabotager smh /s. Also you missed me, your greatest motivator. JK, i hate phiones :) (maybe this is also a joke but its a big maybe)
 
Well, we had a good run, Luso Phiones. We were off to an amazing start, and even though we lost now, it was an amazing tournament and i could not be more proud of this team! Now, lets go right into the shoutouts, everyone is here for that after all, hooray! Also, i will do shoutouts to the lusophones on luso phiones in portuguese

FishyRoads Finchely u stinky :haha:

leall N pude te slottar muito amigo, mas obrigado por jogar! Espero que fique feliz com seu 1-0, ganhou bonito e mereceu.

CarTulo Te draftamos pra mainar nfe, entrou, jogou 1, perdeu feio e benchou o resto do tour. Simplesmente cartulo, o goat. Maior professor da historia. Que muitos torneios se sigam a esse em que vc pegue poffs, proxima vez ganhamos juntos irmao.

GUZOT seu merda, overpriced da porra. Mas ganhou seu game, ta jogando bem, vai ganhar mt mais. Mt sucesso pra vc amigo, e que possamos jogar mais tours. Dito isso, eu sou melhor.

Miraiii leo568 Deixar vcs 2 separados ate nos shoutouts eh dificil, a grande dupla dinamica de mirai e leo numeros. Leo ganhou uma sem merecer e o mirai perdeu uma merecendo a win.... Mundo injusto. Brincadeiras a parte, foi legal ter vcs pelo time, mesmo que so pela resenha. Espero jogar com vcs em outros tours tambem amigos.

eldids i hate you. How dare you travel during the weeks i wanted to slot you in? I wanted to see you shine, damn it. Youre a great friend dids, and im rly happy i got to draft you. Yet another tour where we went to semis together. Next time, we will get past it, hermano.

Bomb21XD i had absolutely no idea what i would get when i drafted you. I saw you get recommended by everyone pre-auction, and by the end, when i felt like i needed a second 1v1, you came up to my mind. But it worked! You built everything for mc, always with a nice vibe, just being creative and it worked so well. And after week 1, you asked us to sub you in and i was aprehensive, mentality was the best in the pool after all. Then you showed them whos boss, and did the same with pk, and with that you were settled, definitely an amazing 3.5k. Wish i couldve slotted you more, but hope you liked the tournament as much as we liked to have you around

Mcthelegit you were another 1v1 that wasnt in my plans. To be honest, my plan was Nick. But when i didnt get him, and wasnt too confident in my backup, i remembered you as a very solid player and said "fuck it, yea we want mc". And you did deliver. Even if you went out with an unfortunate 1-2, you played really well and brought a great energy to the team. It was fun watching you play, youre a cool person and i hope we can meet up again when im around the UM sphere!

risin_glory you were the opposite of our 1v1ers. When i looked at the ZU pool, i knew which player i wanted to be my mainer. I knew you by name, and i knew you were friends with my goat zpice, so i trusted the judgement. And while you did go 2-3, thats barely a negative score, and you deserved every single one of those wins. Your chat was so active, and only the true phiones will know how much effort you put into this tournament, even with a busy schedule. You were an amazing team member and couldnt be happier with my ZUer of choice

Runo what the fuck is a runo for 3k? You werent the most active presence, sure, but you played amazingly. After just a week, finch had you locked in every week, she loved your gameplay. And you just kept on delivering. When you did talk, you would always bring some great vibes to the team, in a very runo way we all know and love. It was cool being on a team with you bud, hope you enjoyed being a phione, dven if we couldnt bring you to the finals.

Playering you were another one i mostly got during the draft. I had you in the back of my mind as a good AG, and id be happy to have you, but i never had you exactly as our planned AGer (that was doso749 doso749). Still, i am so happy we managed to get you and bytes, the AG chat was extremely active, you could feel the prep there. 2-3 is honestly doing a disservice to the work and dedication you gave to the team, and i can confidently say you were a great team player that i would draft again, and for much more than 4k.

angolano06 O nosso Ubers UU. Angolano feedado por fishyroads eh a estrada pro sucesso de qualquer bom core nessa tier, e vc provou isso. 2-1 foi um baita score, 14k foi carinho mas nada de absurdo, pagaria de novo. Vc sempre tras uma atmosfera legal pro time, ta sempre preppando la com o fishy e o moz e jogou bem pra caralho quando precisamos. Vlw por jogar pelos phiones amigo, espero que tenha se divertido com o tour e agente se ve la em outros torneios

GigaBytes7 I think i had to end this with you. Simply THE carry, the best player on the phiones team, the goat himself. You were always in my plans, be it as the backup for AG or as the main 2v2. Going 10k on you was a very fair price. Now, looking back, it might've even been an underpay. We threw you to the lions in 2v2, in a tier you had never played. Week 1? Bring it on. Barely a pushover. And the first W of many appears in front of your name in the sheet. Next, the scariest roster in the tour, with Pengu as their starter. Another W for Bytes. And you kept on winning week after week. The loss in the semis was a final ditch effort to beat you, and unfortunately, it succeeded. But you were for sure the best player we got, not just in gameplay, but you were extremely active in the cord, both in prep for AG and 2v2 and just talking and creating the amazing ambient. Really, couldnt be happier with my auction, and i hope you liked the team and the tournament.

And finally.... Thats right, the helpers!

Borschtboy Are you a helper or a player? I legitimately dont know anymore. I mean, we literally helped you with your prep at some point. Anyways you were great for the athmosphere on the discord, it was great to have you friend :)

Lord Rekkuza You carried 100% the prep for AG. Thank you gost for allowing me, fishy and kinda finch to manage when we all knew all along you were our true lord and saviour and our manager too.

(Lumping everyone else here) Msousa Calmmind75 kriegueur frogfacts ExguardiaN TTK JK Mozonite Oofhixd PlayaBeavs Thanks to all of you for your help! We appreciated it a lot

Oh and ig pinging Dead by Daylight bring it on Politoad With An A because you did contribute to the overall athmosphere of the team and are appreciated for that

Ugh.... Fine i guess i will talk about them.

Finchely Thank you goat for agreeing to help me and fishy during our journey. You were an amazing shadow manager, always making sure everything was in order, calling me out when i missed the qotws, learning 2v2 only to help bytes.... You were amazing. Your imput in the manager chat was also great, and you were the soul of the party for sure. I think your presence was felt everywhere in that cord more than any other, and you were truly the manager in everything but name.

FishyRoads O cara que chegou em mim e me mandou um "LUSO PHIONES". N dava pra managear com outra pessoa. Obrigado por dar in comigo, foi um baita de um torneio e foi incrivel poder managear ao lado de um grande amigo. Foi meu primeiro torneio manageando fora de portugal, e acho que correu extremamente bem, apesar do resultado. Nos veremos na UUBPL amigo, espero que tenha sido oq vc esperava essa UMFL. Mas consigo ver mt bem que foi tao especial pra vc quanto foi pra mim

All n all, thats it. This was a very special tour for me, it was my first time managing outside of portugal and i dont think i couldve asked for a more amazing group of people. Wish we couldve taken the team all the way, but i am happy with making semis at least. Go luso phiones! You fought well, and i am proud of what we got.
 
Well, we had a good run, Luso Phiones. We were off to an amazing start, and even though we lost now, it was an amazing tournament and i could not be more proud of this team! Now, lets go right into the shoutouts, everyone is here for that after all, hooray! Also, i will do shoutouts to the lusophones on luso phiones in portuguese

FishyRoads Finchely u stinky :haha:

leall N pude te slottar muito amigo, mas obrigado por jogar! Espero que fique feliz com seu 1-0, ganhou bonito e mereceu.

CarTulo Te draftamos pra mainar nfe, entrou, jogou 1, perdeu feio e benchou o resto do tour. Simplesmente cartulo, o goat. Maior professor da historia. Que muitos torneios se sigam a esse em que vc pegue poffs, proxima vez ganhamos juntos irmao.

GUZOT seu merda, overpriced da porra. Mas ganhou seu game, ta jogando bem, vai ganhar mt mais. Mt sucesso pra vc amigo, e que possamos jogar mais tours. Dito isso, eu sou melhor.

Miraiii leo568 Deixar vcs 2 separados ate nos shoutouts eh dificil, a grande dupla dinamica de mirai e leo numeros. Leo ganhou uma sem merecer e o mirai perdeu uma merecendo a win.... Mundo injusto. Brincadeiras a parte, foi legal ter vcs pelo time, mesmo que so pela resenha. Espero jogar com vcs em outros tours tambem amigos.

eldids i hate you. How dare you travel during the weeks i wanted to slot you in? I wanted to see you shine, damn it. Youre a great friend dids, and im rly happy i got to draft you. Yet another tour where we went to semis together. Next time, we will get past it, hermano.

Bomb21XD i had absolutely no idea what i would get when i drafted you. I saw you get recommended by everyone pre-auction, and by the end, when i felt like i needed a second 1v1, you came up to my mind. But it worked! You built everything for mc, always with a nice vibe, just being creative and it worked so well. And after week 1, you asked us to sub you in and i was aprehensive, mentality was the best in the pool after all. Then you showed them whos boss, and did the same with pk, and with that you were settled, definitely an amazing 3.5k. Wish i couldve slotted you more, but hope you liked the tournament as much as we liked to have you around

Mcthelegit you were another 1v1 that wasnt in my plans. To be honest, my plan was Nick. But when i didnt get him, and wasnt too confident in my backup, i remembered you as a very solid player and said "fuck it, yea we want mc". And you did deliver. Even if you went out with an unfortunate 1-2, you played really well and brought a great energy to the team. It was fun watching you play, youre a cool person and i hope we can meet up again when im around the UM sphere!

risin_glory you were the opposite of our 1v1ers. When i looked at the ZU pool, i knew which player i wanted to be my mainer. I knew you by name, and i knew you were friends with my goat zpice, so i trusted the judgement. And while you did go 2-3, thats barely a negative score, and you deserved every single one of those wins. Your chat was so active, and only the true phiones will know how much effort you put into this tournament, even with a busy schedule. You were an amazing team member and couldnt be happier with my ZUer of choice

Runo what the fuck is a runo for 3k? You werent the most active presence, sure, but you played amazingly. After just a week, finch had you locked in every week, she loved your gameplay. And you just kept on delivering. When you did talk, you would always bring some great vibes to the team, in a very runo way we all know and love. It was cool being on a team with you bud, hope you enjoyed being a phione, dven if we couldnt bring you to the finals.

Playering you were another one i mostly got during the draft. I had you in the back of my mind as a good AG, and id be happy to have you, but i never had you exactly as our planned AGer (that was doso749 doso749). Still, i am so happy we managed to get you and bytes, the AG chat was extremely active, you could feel the prep there. 2-3 is honestly doing a disservice to the work and dedication you gave to the team, and i can confidently say you were a great team player that i would draft again, and for much more than 4k.

angolano06 O nosso Ubers UU. Angolano feedado por fishyroads eh a estrada pro sucesso de qualquer bom core nessa tier, e vc provou isso. 2-1 foi um baita score, 14k foi carinho mas nada de absurdo, pagaria de novo. Vc sempre tras uma atmosfera legal pro time, ta sempre preppando la com o fishy e o moz e jogou bem pra caralho quando precisamos. Vlw por jogar pelos phiones amigo, espero que tenha se divertido com o tour e agente se ve la em outros torneios

GigaBytes7 I think i had to end this with you. Simply THE carry, the best player on the phiones team, the goat himself. You were always in my plans, be it as the backup for AG or as the main 2v2. Going 10k on you was a very fair price. Now, looking back, it might've even been an underpay. We threw you to the lions in 2v2, in a tier you had never played. Week 1? Bring it on. Barely a pushover. And the first W of many appears in front of your name in the sheet. Next, the scariest roster in the tour, with Pengu as their starter. Another W for Bytes. And you kept on winning week after week. The loss in the semis was a final ditch effort to beat you, and unfortunately, it succeeded. But you were for sure the best player we got, not just in gameplay, but you were extremely active in the cord, both in prep for AG and 2v2 and just talking and creating the amazing ambient. Really, couldnt be happier with my auction, and i hope you liked the team and the tournament.

And finally.... Thats right, the helpers!

Borschtboy Are you a helper or a player? I legitimately dont know anymore. I mean, we literally helped you with your prep at some point. Anyways you were great for the athmosphere on the discord, it was great to have you friend :)

Lord Rekkuza You carried 100% the prep for AG. Thank you gost for allowing me, fishy and kinda finch to manage when we all knew all along you were our true lord and saviour and our manager too.

(Lumping everyone else here) Msousa Calmmind75 kriegueur frogfacts ExguardiaN TTK JK Mozonite Oofhixd PlayaBeavs Thanks to all of you for your help! We appreciated it a lot

Oh and ig pinging Dead by Daylight bring it on Politoad With An A because you did contribute to the overall athmosphere of the team and are appreciated for that

Ugh.... Fine i guess i will talk about them.

Finchely Thank you goat for agreeing to help me and fishy during our journey. You were an amazing shadow manager, always making sure everything was in order, calling me out when i missed the qotws, learning 2v2 only to help bytes.... You were amazing. Your imput in the manager chat was also great, and you were the soul of the party for sure. I think your presence was felt everywhere in that cord more than any other, and you were truly the manager in everything but name.

FishyRoads O cara que chegou em mim e me mandou um "LUSO PHIONES". N dava pra managear com outra pessoa. Obrigado por dar in comigo, foi um baita de um torneio e foi incrivel poder managear ao lado de um grande amigo. Foi meu primeiro torneio manageando fora de portugal, e acho que correu extremamente bem, apesar do resultado. Nos veremos na UUBPL amigo, espero que tenha sido oq vc esperava essa UMFL. Mas consigo ver mt bem que foi tao especial pra vc quanto foi pra mim

All n all, thats it. This was a very special tour for me, it was my first time managing outside of portugal and i dont think i couldve asked for a more amazing group of people. Wish we couldve taken the team all the way, but i am happy with making semis at least. Go luso phiones! You fought well, and i am proud of what we got.
muito obrigado nasir, continua me comprando em todas as pls gosto muito de jogar em seu time, mas me coloca pra jogo pelo menos kkkkkkkk, agradeço muito a você também fishy, graças a ti consegui aquele bom resultado na uubers ssnl que me trouxe até aqui, não joguei muitas partidas mas da próxima vez irei jogar, certo?
 
da próxima vez irei jogar, certo?

Sem promessas kkkk, mas eh, foi dificil te slottar mano. O time n tinha falta d egente pra ir pra Ubers UU, ent vc acabou ficando mais de canto. Mesmo assim, jogou a sua e ganhou. Proximos tours, espero que tenha mais sorte :)
 
1v1ers tier list

Mentality Tier
Mentality - The biggest "Should have been drafted" in the pool. Guaranteed positive run

S Tier
Mcthelegit - Another excellent undrafted user. Active in all teamtours, the only other guaranteed positive
Nick - Been around ages, not much known for 1v1 but a fundamentally good player

A Tier
BigChuchu - Extremely creative and active presence
Bomb21xd - A very fun player to both have on your team and to watch. He's also just lowkey kinda good
Tricknology formerly StrictSceptile - Been around for a while, should do decently in this pool

B Tier
Pranjal Singh - Active in teamcord and improving steadily. This could be a really good tour for him
OhioGengar - Fun, active presence, rapidly improving
Cakezzz Swag - As above

C Tier
Arpitraj - Can't think of a time he's done exceptionally well but he's improving
Swordisbored - Best known for BW but could do decently
The Hisui Region - IDK if they build but probably a fun discord presence

D Tier
Kochu shak - I don't think has discord? If he does put him in c tier

Forgot he couldn't sign up Tier
Frogfacts - build

I've seen them play 1v1 at some point and that's the most i can say Tier
DDart, A Welcome Guest, Aldrich, Bello Figo, Ineros, Shuixin, Rei
Shows how much I know. Just dump 20k on Kochu Shak next time @everyone
 
Here we are, at the end of the journey, a journey that I have zero regrets about.

First and foremost, I need to thank maybca for reaching out to me asking for me to co-manage. I won't lie, when you left mid-auction I was terrified out my mind but thankfully you left me detailed notes on what to do for the remainder of the auction, so thanks so much! We may disagree (alot) on Ubers UU teambuilding, but just like Jessie Pinkman and Walter White, we always come through.

Tocause pannu I have not interacted with yall much, but I know that you guys had the highest records in our team, yall are absolute goats and I hope you guys get picked up in the next version of UMPL, SpaceSpeakers take notes, you dont have to draft Shadow079 no more

Dead by Daylight you suck :wilted-rose: no but for real in you hadn't been hosting UMPL I am SURE as hell that you would be picked up for UMPL. Unfortunately I believe in the finals you got matchup fished? Happens to the best of us, I am just glad I could draft you!

Arpitraj1 Kochu_shak 1v1 kings, I think it is poetic that both of yall went for the same amount of points (6.5k, huh what do you know thats my UMPL price!). I can tell both of yall are good friends, and if both of yall get drafted in a UMPL team together next year, I would be happy for both of you!
D Tier
Kochu shak - I don't think has discord? If he does put him in c tier
He infact does

Theycallmephil I think that if you weren't high you would've went positive, you play very well and I hope to see you continue to play NFE at high levels (and not the high I was talking about before)

Politoad With An A frog. Amazing vibe and your contributions to both the 2v2 and meme channel were top notch, would recommend as both vibe and 2v2 support

SHADOWT28 My goat!!! Your season unfortunately didn't go as planned, but I just want to let you know that I have zero regrets drafting you and that I would draft you again if the situation came to be

OKAY!!! UBERS UU TIME!!! TIER I ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT!!!

DDart When I got in as a manager, I knew immediately who I wanted to draft (no prizes for guessing). It was a pleasure playing with you, through all the team builds we threw around, through all the jokes we did, through everything my faith in you never waivered (well maybe you loaded light screen gho-). You DESERVE to be drafted in the upcoming uubpl (anyone reading should sign up!), and I hope this win makes you catch the eyes of any managers in any future teamtours involving Ubers UU (bro I just remembered UMBD exists)

saving my biggest goat for last ilikeeatingcrayons I drafted you for minimum price and you went positive??? I drafted you for minimum price and you provided support surpassing both mine and Maybcas? 3k doesn't even begin to show your value on as a player. Great clicker, great builder, great vibe? @ uubpl managers this right here is a person you should pick up!! I hope that, just like ddart, you get to play Ubers UU in any future teamtours, because I know you will do great ! SpaceSpeakers crayons and ddart are great alternatives to shadow079!!!!


And to any future UMBD, UMPL, UMWC (it will happen one day) or whatever PL managers reading, I do not regret drafting anyone here, and all these players are excellent candidates for your team. And until next time...


:sv/kartana: GOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVES :sv/kartana:







(if this was bad im sorry i never did this before ;-;)
 
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