


Thanks imp the pikachuI want to address one minor inconvenience before I dive into my secret santa post which is about how everyone's been thanking Mah for hosting this, mate, the only fence he had to jump over was the inevitable approval from one of the ORAS moderators, the rest was stolen straight from ADV's secret santa or something along those lines. WHERE'S my thanks, I offered blood, sweat and tears to make the banner and the gratitude I've received have been minimal!
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Best post to hit the ORAS Forum yet, thank you and well doneI want to address one minor inconvenience before I dive into my secret santa post which is about how everyone's been thanking Mah for hosting this, mate, the only fence he had to jump over was the inevitable approval from one of the ORAS moderators, the rest was stolen straight from ADV's secret santa or something along those lines. WHERE'S my thanks, I offered blood, sweat and tears to make the banner and the gratitude I've received have been minimal!
View attachment 794298I want to rant a bit more regarding the concept of secret santa before diving into the main meal, as they say, the appetiser comes first. I'm a firm believer that the notion of secret santa is without a doubt a great thing, it brings people together and encourages building for players at wildly different building prowess. The very picture of people gathering today for something like this is a wonderful thing BUT, can the hosts like... QUALITY CHECK what some of these DEMONS have brought forward as ideas to paint misery across the victim (in this case, ME). I understand that I may sound contradictory to what I had aforementioned regarding how players all vary in building capabilities and my building skills have been tried and tested given how my teams have been used in ORASPL, ORAS Invitationals, RCoP etc but this? The pokemon I was given is in another class, it's reserved for the Lebron James of teambuilding who frankly, isn't me.
What does the number beside "Time:" represent? Yup, that's right, FIVE HOURS AND SEVEN MINUTES. 5 whole hours of my life STOLEN from me and I don't even get a thanks? :gasp:
I need to utilise a brand new paragraph for this next section, allowing me to highlight the severity. Tell me why this pokemon genuinely checks about 2.5 pokemons in the entire OU tier. Tell me why you're a grass type who struggles to check every single other grass type in the tier. I'm not even joking when I say that I found pikachu easier to build with, PIKACHU BRO... there's levels to this. Next edition of secret santa, the host better give me something actually half decent and not objectively bad like what I currently have, man rig it if you have to :broken_heart:, slide me something like 4a aoa mega pinsir or rest talk mega gyara and I'll be the happiest man to ever grace this planet. WE need to put this pokemon in the ban list and no, not the ZUBL, put it in the secret santa BL so no one else from now on has to suffer. At this point, I'm not participating in secret santa, I'm participating in santa's DEATH workshop, this is how dire things are. Alright, let's head into the main course. Allen "Bottles" Graham yo, pull up for your secret santa.
SNOWMAGEDDON
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The idea behind this team is rather simple, we win before mega abomasnow comes out.
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So, unfortunately, the team revolves around this guy so yeah. I went for a leech seed stabs moveset, I don't particularly see a reason to run like earthquake as the 4th move slot on this team since it's mainly to lure heatran which we can cover fairly safely with garchomp/volcanion in the back. Leech seed is pretty effective at 6-0ing your opponent's who don't bring a grass type, making it really spammable whilst keeping in mind its usefulness for the rest of the team. I went with a quiet nature because I don't think a pokemon like mega abomasnow can afford to run a -def/-spdef nature if we take its miserable speed into consideration, which translates to maximising and preserving bulk. Speed is to creep base 30s like Amoonguss, Slowbro, Cofagrigus etc.
68 Atk Abomasnow-Mega Ice Shard vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Dragonite: 244-292 (75.5 - 90.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock
0 Atk Excadrill Iron Head vs. 136 HP / 0 Def Abomasnow-Mega: 216-254 (60.8 - 71.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock
252 SpA Keldeo Secret Sword vs. 136 HP / 0 Def Abomasnow-Mega: 266-314 (74.9 - 88.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
0 SpA Tornadus-Therian Heat Wave vs. 136 HP / 4 SpD Abomasnow-Mega: 284-336 (80 - 94.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
0 SpA Tornadus-Therian Hurricane vs. 136 HP / 4 SpD Abomasnow-Mega: 246-290 (69.2 - 81.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252 SpA Thundurus Focus Blast vs. 136 HP / 4 SpD Abomasnow-Mega: 244-288 (68.7 - 81.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
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Next up, an actual viable pokemon :wow:, the idea behind using garchomp as my rocker is because tankchomp is cracked and unlike the other rockers i had in mind, it checks volcarona, it isn't too passive, it doesn't have to carry rocks and spin, it can't set sandstorm which I actually don't appreciate on these kind of teams and lastly, it has rough skin. In my honest opinion, I strongly align myself with the belief that contact punishes in one way or another way is damn near mandatory on every team if possible. The reason why it's leftovers over rocky helmet is that I also believe that pairing leftovers with toxic is a great combination in order to maximise chances to poison and longevity as a whole.
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Here comes our hazard removal AND... the tier's most reliable way to remove hazards. Ordinarily, garchomp x excadrill is a fine duo for hazards and removal but it simply won't work on a team like this which is why I opted for zapdos which is perfectly suitable. Zapdos also functions as our essential ground immunity. Picking rocky helmet is handy here otherwise the likes of excadrill can get away with spinning freely, of course there is also a garchomp for that but sometimes I like to dance around with zapdos/garchomp versus an opposing excadrill. It is even more apparent when we take a menace such as mega metagross into anticipation, this zapdos is quite literally free set up against mega metagross without a helmet, at least a helmet can provide useful permanent chip for later such as getting metagross into bisharp's sucker punch range.
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Volcanion is a great pokemon with any set it desires, this time around, I've gone with a scarf set. The logic behind this is that scarf provides us with some speed control outside of the two priorities that we have. Asides from that, spamming steam eruption is pretty handy if you have good enough rng to burn once or twice apart from its high damage. Volcanion also provides us a better matchup into steels that something such as mega abomasnow despise. Toxic is a great tool for the likes of manaphy, mega charizard x etc which I prefer as a 4th move over overheat or hp grass here.
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The man himself, BISHARP. If you couldn't already tell, this team currently struggles with clefable, cresselia, reuniclus and such. Bisharp provides us with the ability to beat the aforementioned stuff, I guess reuniclus could catch you off with a focus blast but just dodge it??? Ain't that the point of training a pokemon? Shuca berry is a pretty useful lure against obviously, ground types or ground moves, letting us set up/grab a kill/gain valuable chip. Bisharp also counts as a pursuit punish so if there are any snarky weaviles or tyranitars who tries to pursuit the poor "mvp" mega abomasnow or anyone else, you can use bisharp to abuse the locked state (make sure to scout something like weavile in case it's not band but rather another item which means that it could carry a fighting move for instance)
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Last but definitely not least, we have the reliable fat og clefable. This team will struggle with mega diancie, mega alakazam to name a few which is something that this clefable can withstand when played correctly. Running calm mind lets us have another win con if need be, flamethrower functions as a lure to hit the likes of ferrothorn, mega scizor and every other steel type in existence who isn't heatran, this helps mega abomasnow's ability to spam blizzard and maybe do something useful for once?
ALL artworks presented were done by me, simply for the love of the game.
Parting Words:
Every joke that I've made thus far should NOT be taken seriously, it's only for fun and I hope you liked my yap sesh. Of course, some of what I've said is true such as how pikachu was indeed easier to build and yes, I did struggle a bit at the start thinking of what I wanted to do. Initially, I wanted to do something with eject button like eject cress into mega abomsnow but that didn't turn out well, maybe next year I dunno. :shrug: but nevertheless, this was still quite enjoyable. I hope I didn't offend anyone and if I did then idk you're a snowflake (no pun intended). I hope EVERYONE whether you celebrate Christmas or not, have a restful and enjoyable break, spend some time with family, friends and wear a smile on your face! Happy holidays!
My b, kingI want to address one minor inconvenience before I dive into my secret santa post which is about how everyone's been thanking Mah for hosting this, mate, the only fence he had to jump over was the inevitable approval from one of the ORAS moderators, the rest was stolen straight from ADV's secret santa or something along those lines. WHERE'S my thanks, I offered blood, sweat and tears to make the banner and the gratitude I've received have been minimal!
View attachment 794298I want to rant a bit more regarding the concept of secret santa before diving into the main meal, as they say, the appetiser comes first. I'm a firm believer that the notion of secret santa is without a doubt a great thing, it brings people together and encourages building for players at wildly different building prowess. The very picture of people gathering today for something like this is a wonderful thing BUT, can the hosts like... QUALITY CHECK what some of these DEMONS have brought forward as ideas to paint misery across the victim (in this case, ME). I understand that I may sound contradictory to what I had aforementioned regarding how players all vary in building capabilities and my building skills have been tried and tested given how my teams have been used in ORASPL, ORAS Invitationals, RCoP etc but this? The pokemon I was given is in another class, it's reserved for the Lebron James of teambuilding who frankly, isn't me.
What does the number beside "Time:" represent? Yup, that's right, FIVE HOURS AND SEVEN MINUTES. 5 whole hours of my life STOLEN from me and I don't even get a thanks? :gasp:
I need to utilise a brand new paragraph for this next section, allowing me to highlight the severity. Tell me why this pokemon genuinely checks about 2.5 pokemons in the entire OU tier. Tell me why you're a grass type who struggles to check every single other grass type in the tier. I'm not even joking when I say that I found pikachu easier to build with, PIKACHU BRO... there's levels to this. Next edition of secret santa, the host better give me something actually half decent and not objectively bad like what I currently have, man rig it if you have to :broken_heart:, slide me something like 4a aoa mega pinsir or rest talk mega gyara and I'll be the happiest man to ever grace this planet. WE need to put this pokemon in the ban list and no, not the ZUBL, put it in the secret santa BL so no one else from now on has to suffer. At this point, I'm not participating in secret santa, I'm participating in santa's DEATH workshop, this is how dire things are. Alright, let's head into the main course. Allen "Bottles" Graham yo, pull up for your secret santa.
SNOWMAGEDDON
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The idea behind this team is rather simple, we win before mega abomasnow comes out.
View attachment 794322
So, unfortunately, the team revolves around this guy so yeah. I went for a leech seed stabs moveset, I don't particularly see a reason to run like earthquake as the 4th move slot on this team since it's mainly to lure heatran which we can cover fairly safely with garchomp/volcanion in the back. Leech seed is pretty effective at 6-0ing your opponent's who don't bring a grass type, making it really spammable whilst keeping in mind its usefulness for the rest of the team. I went with a quiet nature because I don't think a pokemon like mega abomasnow can afford to run a -def/-spdef nature if we take its miserable speed into consideration, which translates to maximising and preserving bulk. Speed is to creep base 30s like Amoonguss, Slowbro, Cofagrigus etc.
68 Atk Abomasnow-Mega Ice Shard vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Dragonite: 244-292 (75.5 - 90.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock
0 Atk Excadrill Iron Head vs. 136 HP / 0 Def Abomasnow-Mega: 216-254 (60.8 - 71.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock
252 SpA Keldeo Secret Sword vs. 136 HP / 0 Def Abomasnow-Mega: 266-314 (74.9 - 88.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
0 SpA Tornadus-Therian Heat Wave vs. 136 HP / 4 SpD Abomasnow-Mega: 284-336 (80 - 94.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
0 SpA Tornadus-Therian Hurricane vs. 136 HP / 4 SpD Abomasnow-Mega: 246-290 (69.2 - 81.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252 SpA Thundurus Focus Blast vs. 136 HP / 4 SpD Abomasnow-Mega: 244-288 (68.7 - 81.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
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Next up, an actual viable pokemon :wow:, the idea behind using garchomp as my rocker is because tankchomp is cracked and unlike the other rockers i had in mind, it checks volcarona, it isn't too passive, it doesn't have to carry rocks and spin, it can't set sandstorm which I actually don't appreciate on these kind of teams and lastly, it has rough skin. In my honest opinion, I strongly align myself with the belief that contact punishes in one way or another way is damn near mandatory on every team if possible. The reason why it's leftovers over rocky helmet is that I also believe that pairing leftovers with toxic is a great combination in order to maximise chances to poison and longevity as a whole.
View attachment 794327
Here comes our hazard removal AND... the tier's most reliable way to remove hazards. Ordinarily, garchomp x excadrill is a fine duo for hazards and removal but it simply won't work on a team like this which is why I opted for zapdos which is perfectly suitable. Zapdos also functions as our essential ground immunity. Picking rocky helmet is handy here otherwise the likes of excadrill can get away with spinning freely, of course there is also a garchomp for that but sometimes I like to dance around with zapdos/garchomp versus an opposing excadrill. It is even more apparent when we take a menace such as mega metagross into anticipation, this zapdos is quite literally free set up against mega metagross without a helmet, at least a helmet can provide useful permanent chip for later such as getting metagross into bisharp's sucker punch range.
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Volcanion is a great pokemon with any set it desires, this time around, I've gone with a scarf set. The logic behind this is that scarf provides us with some speed control outside of the two priorities that we have. Asides from that, spamming steam eruption is pretty handy if you have good enough rng to burn once or twice apart from its high damage. Volcanion also provides us a better matchup into steels that something such as mega abomasnow despise. Toxic is a great tool for the likes of manaphy, mega charizard x etc which I prefer as a 4th move over overheat or hp grass here.
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The man himself, BISHARP. If you couldn't already tell, this team currently struggles with clefable, cresselia, reuniclus and such. Bisharp provides us with the ability to beat the aforementioned stuff, I guess reuniclus could catch you off with a focus blast but just dodge it??? Ain't that the point of training a pokemon? Shuca berry is a pretty useful lure against obviously, ground types or ground moves, letting us set up/grab a kill/gain valuable chip. Bisharp also counts as a pursuit punish so if there are any snarky weaviles or tyranitars who tries to pursuit the poor "mvp" mega abomasnow or anyone else, you can use bisharp to abuse the locked state (make sure to scout something like weavile in case it's not band but rather another item which means that it could carry a fighting move for instance)
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Last but definitely not least, we have the reliable fat og clefable. This team will struggle with mega diancie, mega alakazam to name a few which is something that this clefable can withstand when played correctly. Running calm mind lets us have another win con if need be, flamethrower functions as a lure to hit the likes of ferrothorn, mega scizor and every other steel type in existence who isn't heatran, this helps mega abomasnow's ability to spam blizzard and maybe do something useful for once?
ALL artworks presented were done by me, simply for the love of the game.
Parting Words:
Every joke that I've made thus far should NOT be taken seriously, it's only for fun and I hope you liked my yap sesh. Of course, some of what I've said is true such as how pikachu was indeed easier to build and yes, I did struggle a bit at the start thinking of what I wanted to do. Initially, I wanted to do something with eject button like eject cress into mega abomsnow but that didn't turn out well, maybe next year I dunno. :shrug: but nevertheless, this was still quite enjoyable. I hope I didn't offend anyone and if I did then idk you're a snowflake (no pun intended). I hope EVERYONE whether you celebrate Christmas or not, have a restful and enjoyable break, spend some time with family, friends and wear a smile on your face! Happy holidays!