• Check out the relaunch of our general collection, with classic designs and new ones by our very own Pissog!

Tournament Ubers World Cup IV - Commencement

1766295446908.jpeg
 
We wish to express our sincere apologies for the delay resulting from our responsibility in the recruitment process. However, I am confident that a viable alternative is now in place, which could enable Team Italy to join the competition by January 4th. I would respectfully appreciate the opportunity for Team Italy to be evaluated in accordance with the same standards of fairness and equal treatment afforded to Team Germany and Team Africa.
 
prediction: starmie 100% usage this uwl, skarmory 80% usage, blissey 90% usage, kyotgre 5% usage, every team has 3 entire slots dedicated to spikes control. EVery match is a stall mirror, every game is decided by rps of which person bring s the spiker that beats there opponents spinner and the spinner that brings their opponents spiker. every player is certified as a Nerd. 5 toxics per team, plus 2 will o wisps. Every match is won by ppstalling. sets take 3 hours and every game ends up 6-4. finals isn't played, the players just reveal their teams and whoever loses on mu forfeits. heysup brings ho with a randomly decided move on 3 of his mons every game and goes x-1.
 
a quylthulg said:
prediction: starmie 100% usage this uwl, skarmory 80% usage, blissey 90% usage, kyotgre 5% usage, every team has 3 entire slots dedicated to spikes control. EVery match is a stall mirror, every game is decided by rps of which person bring s the spiker that beats there opponents spinner and the spinner that brings their opponents spiker. every player is certified as a Nerd. 5 toxics per team, plus 2 will o wisps. Every match is won by ppstalling. sets take 3 hours and every game ends up 6-4. finals isn't played, the players just reveal their teams and whoever loses on mu forfeits. heysup brings ho with a randomly decided move on 3 of his mons every game and goes x-1.
Click to expand...
The year is 20PP. Everyone plays ADV Ubers at solver levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on speed ties, botting, and hard reads. The speedtie metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches. Smogon shitposting has reached its pinnacle. The non ADV playing peasants are living in poverty. It seems nothing can stop the great leaders of 20PP, Deoxys-Defense and his army, the sunlit fat fucks who live in great monasteries where they levitate while using 32 PP recover with one hand, and farming tournaments with the other. The tournament metagame has gotten to this point where everything is played out to theoretical perfection, so tournament goers flip a coin for speedties, and that’s the game.

The leaders of the anti-Sun Stall movement aim to keep 20PP from coming. These warriors include noitu “adv any1” lover, hy “banmeplz” w, fat “fishlover” fighter2, hey “malder” sup, mit “malder2” ana, and raph “mdr” 369. They are all fighting to keep the apocalypse at bay, the Deoxys-D apocalypse. But their efforts are futile. Their silly rain Skarmories, Boom Offenses, MetaLax offenses, Dual Primal Offenses, NTR Poopoo pee whatever the fuck, all fall to Sun Stall, the only viable playstyle in Advanced Ubers on Pokemon Showdown! Try as you will, but 20PP is coming. Or maybe, it’s already here.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top