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Mega-Starmie - what is this?

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So, how do we get from this
starmie.jpg

official Art by Sugimori

to THIS????
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25+ years of service, beeing flexible, reliable, doing a good job, filling up that space where you have to get multiple things done with 1 mon.
Starmie ain't deserve dat shidd.
Was it like this?:
"Look, we made this for April Fools day!"
"Ok cool."
some Months later:
"Yo, did you finish the mega for Starmie yet? Today is the deadline!"
"Oh... well...errr....here is a design that we could use....err...yeah..."

Saw some youtuber just doing the same with photoshop. Took him 5 seconds to just pull the legs and there you go.
They got alot of sloppy megas in Z-A. But this one, really, is not acceptable.
Some even say, they created this just in order to stay relevant in social media feeds.
"Atleast they are talking about our product!"
Say, how much do people pay for a Switch and Z-A again?

We could and SHOULD have something like this instead:

starmie1.png
starmie4.png

Disclaimer: images carefully prompted to and made by ChatGPT
More spikes, more facettes in the gemstone, more golden details. A change in color, maybe to become a steel/water type?
These are just concepts of how a real Mega-Starmie could look like. What Starmie and the players/customers deserve.

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this is a really really good satire post! one of the best i've ever seen, in fact. it acknowledges every single stereotypical low-hanging fruit point of mega starmie complaints at once, slightly overuses rhetorical questions and even goes so far as to straight up say "mega starmie would have been better as a spikier starmie" as well as suggesting a type change to boot. this is really well done and i figured i'd shout that out cause it's not every day you see writing this fire
 
chroma_2903 said:
this is a really really good satire post! one of the best i've ever seen, in fact. it acknowledges every single stereotypical low-hanging fruit point of mega starmie complaints at once, slightly overuses rhetorical questions and even goes so far as to straight up say "mega starmie would have been better as a spikier starmie" as well as suggesting a type change to boot. this is really well done and i figured i'd shout that out cause it's not every day you see writing this fire
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The ai generated mega suggestions are a nice cherry on top
 
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