What are two things that are very similar but you like one much more than the other

[phoopes]

This one

 

[DaddyBuzzwole]

gotta hand it to ya phoopes this is a genuine top tier joke

 

[internet]

i love pancakes and i hate getting hit in the head with a brick

 

[internet]

i love watching a nice movie and i hate getting hit in the head with a brick

 

[internet]

i love moths and i hate

 

[internet]

oh forget it

 

[Blizihguh]

vishy fishy, in my professional opinion as a Forum Lawyer, this is a textbook case of moderator abuse. If we get this thing in front of a jury, you could be looking at damages somewhere in the neighborhood of 50,000 likes, easy. Call my office and we'll set up a free consultation. Don't listen if they call trying to offer you a deal. They're going to wave a hundred, two hundred likes at you, but that's a steal after what they did to you.

 

[vishy fishy]

vishy fishy, in my professional opinion as a Forum Lawyer, this is a textbook case of moderator abuse. If we get this thing in front of a jury, you could be looking at damages somewhere in the neighborhood of 50,000 likes, easy. Call my office and we'll set up a free consultation. Don't listen if they call trying to offer you a deal. They're going to wave a hundred, two hundred likes at you, but that's a steal after what they did to you.

Yea
Don’t wanna pay anything tho