gambling alternatives (NO DRUGS S*X OR CRIME)

[uppa]

i like to throw a rock its about 5lbs up in the air above my head and then close my eyes and hope i dont get hit. hasnt happened yet but you know what they say about us chucksters quitting right before we would've won bigtime

 

[Just A Shroom God]

I like to play a little game with my keys where I throw them in the air repeatedly and try not to hit my car alarm

 

[Just A Shroom God]

In other news, the mortuary let me go :(

 

[uppa]

Analytical minds might have picked up on the pattern: It's pretty good to throw an object up and then wait for something bad to not happen

 

[phoopes]

Analytical minds might have picked up on the pattern: It's pretty good to throw an object up and then wait for something bad to not happen

I found a GIF online that I wanted to post but its too big. The file name was One_Piece_Epicness_Zoro_s_Luck_vs_Sandai_Kitetsu_s_Curse

if you know, you know

 

[BP]

writing essays but only when you're pissed off

 

[bro torterra]

likeshop

 

[internet]

 

[Eledyr]

Do you know this game called

Umamusume: Pretty Derby

?

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Play voltorb flip

 

[Don Vascus]

The thing is many of these are actually gambling with virtual money, i think what you need is something more tangible

Jaywalk on a busy street, go and gamble with your life

 

[internet]

look at that profile picture. don vascus is a true gambler. and you know what. it IS wednesday for me. he Won

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

Hold up, if it's gambling alternatives, we can't have random chance!

Therefore, I propose Rock Paper Scissors.
Let's play! I'll play Scissors.

 

[crowo]

spinning around until im dizzy and then stumbling about with my eyes closed

 

[Just A Shroom God]

Let's play! I'll play Scissors.

I play rock.

 

[uppa]

Play voltorb flip

I have such strong opinions about this. The guy at the hgss game corner doesn't
make you or even let you wager anything at all to play. It's not gambling, and the only way it resembles gambling is that they incorporate blind 50/50 guesses into an otherwise solid logic puzzle. I suspect gamecornerman is some sort of spirit or ghoul that instead feeds on wasting one's time since he's otherwise happy to run himself out of business by letting you exchange worthless, inexhaustible tokens for real, valuable items.

 

[chroma_2903]

mining for diamonds. i hear a lot of people quit right before finding them so it's likely very profitable

 

[adjectivenoun]

When you think about it, every day is a gamble. You put your life on the line in exchange for the vast cornucopia of sensory experiences that make up our existence on this little planet. Therefore, everyone is a gambling addict. Therefore, I don't have a fucking problem, and my family needs to get off my case about it.

 

[Jungle cruiser]

You can put laxatives in an unmarked water bottle and scramble it with all your other water bottles!

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

i like to throw a rock its about 5lbs up in the air above my head and then close my eyes and hope i dont get hit. hasnt happened yet but you know what they say about us chucksters quitting right before we would've won bigtime

Shame that Gamefreak will never give us a 100% accurate physical Rock-type attack

 

[fiish]

Shame that Gamefreak will never give us a 100% accurate physical Rock-type attack

you might be wrong. y cleave