This was inspired by some tailroom teams and P2 balance teams from VGC regulation F. This was a tailroom team, so I had the right to create some of the goofiest EVs known to man.

lives sludge bomb from

, booster energy Thunderclap from

, and horn leech from

while outspeeding

in tailwind and holds the mystic water to boost its power without suffering recoil chip.

lives blood moon from life orb

and often survives 2

ice spinners, while having fewer speed investment than most, allowing it to function in trick room.

,

and

all are relatively standard, and the

moveset was something I cooked up a few months ago but never found the chance to use. I'm still not sure how good the slow

spread is and how good this team is, and some players might opt for the standard

spread rather than mine. Some players might also remove

for

which is fair.