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KNIFE FIGHT (okay maybe some johns allowed) (insert knife emoji here)

So I gotta slander a woman named olivia?
Now I understand her, she’s grosser than chlamydia
No Nvidia, this diss ain’t AI-generated
olivia is washed: no longer venerated

How are you badged? That shit is scary
You’re the best Smogoff mod since Perry
You think you’re at the top? Think you can’t be stopped?
Fuck outta here with your Belibolt slop

Electromorphosis is what you take courses in
That’s just a joke like the LonelyNess horse offense
You’re just a kid: I’m like an aged wine
Imma knock you out before this battle reaches Page 5

Everybody knows you’re just a diet BIG ASHLEY
Your name has no caps, and no cap, I think you’re nasty
Sell your account, it’s worthless, don’t need a coupon
Why’s that? You just got phooped on
 
phoopes said:
So I gotta slander a woman named olivia?
Now I understand her, she’s grosser than chlamydia
No Nvidia, this diss ain’t AI-generated
olivia is washed: no longer venerated

How are you badged? That shit is scary
You’re the best Smogoff mod since Perry
You think you’re at the top? Think you can’t be stopped?
Fuck outta here with your Belibolt slop

Electromorphosis is what you take courses in
That’s just a joke like the LonelyNess horse offense
You’re just a kid: I’m like an aged wine
Imma knock you out before this battle reaches Page 5

Everybody knows you’re just a diet BIG ASHLEY
Your name has no caps, and no cap, I think you’re nasty
Sell your account, it’s worthless, don’t need a coupon
Why’s that? You just got phooped on
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why did i immediately read this to the tune of "american idiot"
 
phoopes said:
So I gotta slander a woman named olivia?
Now I understand her, she’s grosser than chlamydia
No Nvidia, this diss ain’t AI-generated
olivia is washed: no longer venerated

How are you badged? That shit is scary
You’re the best Smogoff mod since Perry
You think you’re at the top? Think you can’t be stopped?
Fuck outta here with your Belibolt slop

Electromorphosis is what you take courses in
That’s just a joke like the LonelyNess horse offense
You’re just a kid: I’m like an aged wine
Imma knock you out before this battle reaches Page 5

Everybody knows you’re just a diet BIG ASHLEY
Your name has no caps, and no cap, I think you’re nasty
Sell your account, it’s worthless, don’t need a coupon
Why’s that? You just got phooped on
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phoopes? more like poopes lol
 
So they told me I was up against a guy called phoopes,
teary eyed, face drooped, no friends, that’s the scoop
jumping through hoops to be noticed by me?
that’s the leader of my fan group

14 years on the site spent snooping
and your days just seem to be looping
yeah, RBY, RBY, RBY
go out and meet some guys

only B You R seeing is that screen light frying eyes

refreshing my page more than job applications
got a PhD in posting but no real occupation
you’re always looking for new music recommendations?
here’s one for you, “Nobody”, fits your whole situation

I’m the main event, you’re the ad nobody’s clicking
watch you lag behind while the moment keeps shifting
yeah you tried to step to me and you ended up crushed,
it’s time to smog off, this phoope just got flushed
 
Sijih said:
nice custom avatar BP
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hehe thx
 
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