He's x-0 bro wdym he's too good for this site
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Big talk coming from the guy too scared to bo3, talk all the shit u want everyone knows team tours are a popularity contest. If you were actually a good player you wouldn't be afraid of getting farmed by a ladder scrub such as myself who doesn't even play tour, right?
Guarantee it would be better than 1-5 LMAO
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buddy if teamtours are a popularity contest how can u even dream of 1-5 when ur popularity is presently demonstrated by being banned from every cord in existence LOL
I say one line as a joke to prevent his ego from getting out of control and suddenly all the bottom feeders enter the chat to defend their king.
PS: idrc if 2 discords full of trolls and bad faith actors kick me from the server lmao. You hide behind this because you know you have nothing when it comes to yknow....the actual game
aight bruh people have good seasons and bad seasons, just cause someone is 1-5 spl (for the first time starting btw) doesn't mean shit, let it go. there is also nothing to gain from a bo5, how about you get results first and then make claims? i'm not even telling you to get into team tours, you didn't even sign up for ost or any other solo tours
i'm not sure how you came to the conclusion it was an ego post, i think it's pretty clear that it is a humorous post and isn't meant to be taken seriously, and how were you even joking? you quite literally asked for a bo5 in his dms fully deadass and keep nagging about his record here and also in dms, i suggest you read a book
I would like to see game reviews, unbiased predictions, creative teams used in the tournament, or anything else directly related to the tour in this thread. Sorry if I'm asking for too much
You have the same amount of winposts in all tours as you do messages here. Literally all you need to do is play individual tours & do well or play smaller side tours & get your skill/name known that way. Hell you didnt even sign up for OST which has literally 0 barrier for entry and is one of the best ways to put yourself out there as a newer player. Even besides whatever beef you have with clod, you can't be coping like this when you have literally 0 reputation for your mons skill & like others have said gotten banned from semi-public discords for being toxic.
OUFL is a tour designed to destroy reputations:
- omar and sealoo, bright users who believed they had what it took to play SV OU in OUFL and grow further on their Smogon journey. Now they're banished to lead National Dex, because that's the only section that will take them at this point.
- Poor Kayzn played SV OU last season. He now lives in a secluded European forest and is forced to eat bugs off the side of the road for sustenance, after being turned away from every housing service when they saw his record.
- And me? I played two games, just two. My job FIRED me after finding out I lost both games, and now I can't get a job anywhere because they all know I had a poor record in OUFL. Not even my own teammates will accept my DMs.
Please I urge everyone, don't make the same mistake. Skip this year of OUFL, it's not worth it if you lose.
You're fucking broke sire clod JackRG
Listen if there are any challengers from other tiers that want to put money down on the match, I will gladly transfer to that tier for the week. Beating someone's scrub ass in SV is nothing to me
Me playing this tournament is not just a way to assert my mid status-- it's a fucking business. Time is fucking money and every week I am going to win and make cash off one of you arrogant egotistical zoomer clickers
From this day on I am open to applications for OST money matches. Every week I plan on making $16.65 but I understand not everyone is fucking rich like me and can close multi-dozen deals in Sacramento. Even if you can only match $30 because you're poor that's fine. I'm the fucking 17th in OU Fall Seasonal bruh.
You know what crack I smoke? It's called money. That's all I get bro. You can find that shit in Iowa, Kansas, Nevada, Nebraska, Alaska, and the US Virgin Islands. No matter where I go I just get money. And this tournament is just another way for me to increase the numbers in my bank account.
All you motherfuckers are ass. I am locking out of SV (would be an objectively unfair advantage if I signed up, well playing the #1 on ladder w/ 2064 ELO is an unfair advantage in general I guess) so you know I am deadass about this shit. To every builder in my jerk, if you get me you should be willing to give me a different HO every week. Not only will I still go undefeated through at least R4, but I'll even throw you janitor builders a cut. I'm a charitable guy man.
THE FIFTH ROUND IS UP NOW. I CAN'T BE STOPPED BRO I'M THE FUCKING GOAT ALL I GET IS MONEY CLOUT BITCHES BRUH
JackRG is actually very good (when it comes to larping), maybe next year he can hope to take down big threats like colorednaem or ieyd
fake news, i went 0-6 in oufl last year and like 5-1 this year. u can always make it back...
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yessir that's all I'm asking! However, for some "unknown" reason he doesn't want to. I wonder why. Like I said I'm just a humble ladder scrub, I can hit 2000 elo any day of the week but I know that will never compare to the accomplishments of the esteemed tour player Sire Clod.
bro why would I pay him $100 just for a bo3 lmao, I don't care THAT much
Edit: If anyone has the guts to bo3, dm Jackrg31 on discord.
the joke is that you would always lose, so a 100 dollar moneymatch would be the same as you paying him 100 dollars to play him.
JackRG vs Sire Clod
As the OUFL host, I can attest to this curse. The tournament has run for two years, and in that time my hair has started to go grey, I have been rejected from several jobs, and worst of all, I have been forced to become an OU forum moderator.
We will still be running it this year.
- I can contest to this. After my 6-0 debut in OUFL, I decided to play Big Stall leading to me being corrupted with no return, I re-watched JJK and lost my reading comprehension, but the JackRG and Sire Clod beef in the sub-thread has revived my will to continue playing SV OU. I dropped the tryhard Fat teams and went back to my favorite Zama/Pech Slop. It was like witnessing Shakespeare paint the Mona Lisa. It was like watching Inside Out 2 and watching the scene where Not Good Enough proclaims that’s she’s Not Good Enough, only for Joy to pull up and say
Stand Proud Not Good Enough, I’m Joy