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Your weird and wacky dreams

i had a lucid dream for a solid 30 seconds and then it decided it wanted to "get more realistic" and i just stopped being able to control shit. lame as fuck ngl. i got edged by my own mind.
there were also zero ramifications to my short period of control because all i did was make the sun come out and it just became cloudy again? fuck you dude just because i live in the pnw doesn't mean i can't get some vitamin d
 
I'm pretty sure I wake up because my brain can't construct a scenario in my dreams where I win, so it tells me to lock in instead (I am not locked in)
 
I dreamt that I went to Hell's Kitchen and got eliminated for making the world's most fucked up sandwich.
 
Sooo last night, I got my first good sleep in WEEKS which was a welcome surprise (and only 99% due to meds). but during that sleep i had an uh intriguing dream. i got a text on my phone, and it was from my crush. (i had asked them out a few weeks ago and they'd rejected me). they explained that they thought i was a wonderful person, and they used to like me, but then just days before i asked them out they discovered something about me that changed their opinion. what was this thing? you may ask. it was my doubles ou teambuilding skills. now to be clear, they would have absolutely no idea what dou is, what comp mons is, or that i even liked pokemon, so i naturally was extremely confused. this was compounded by the fact that the teasm they pointed out to me were some of my, in my modest opinion, best. i went straight to my best friend, crying not cause i was rejected but cause my teambuilding skills. i woke up in a cold sweat, 2 hours after i was meant to be at school. im extremely confused as to the meaning of this, if anyone has insight please let me know. further, if anyone else has interesting dreams to share, feel free too
 
I had this dream where I investigated every conspiracy theory ever and figured out that the person responsible for basically every bad thing that has ever happened was
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This fucking jerk
 
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