just watched my dad poison his wife, get up from the table and go to the YMCA. AMA.

[vesp]

Hello Smogoff,

I recently observed the most outlandish ocurence of my lifetime. As any decent man would do, I have decided to farm it for content. While I was eating dinner with my dad. He somehow poisoned his wife On Accident? Smogoff, am i destined for a slow mind such as my father's. Or is this perhaps #beastmode behavior by my dad, as 2 of my friends have corraborated.

Thank You,

John Vesp

 

[S1nn0hC0nfirm3d]

Have you tried using a Pecha Berry

 

[sheepie]

what are your personal and political opinions on aubergines? emphasis on political

 

[Let's go shuckles]

What is the terminal velocity of an unladden swallow?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

the mother, in a loving relationship:

 

[Fishy]

INFO: what was the poisoning exactly

 

[igiveuponaname]

Unfortunately "AMA" is not how you write "YMCA". Shame too cuz you got it right the first time

 

[internet]

YOUNG MAN