Yesterday I took the half mile trek to support both my health and my local small business by buying some bananas. I walked straight to where the bananas usually are within this tiny target to find NO bananas. Me being a fool was not privy to the idea that a grocery store could not have bananas, so I proceeded to scoured the fruit and vegetables section with no good fortune. So I said to an employee, "excuse me, where were to bananas moved to?" He relayed his belief that they were OUT OF STOCK and proceeded to check the database on his phone confirm this very fact. I, being a kind person, smiled and said "aw shucks, thank you sir", but I was not happy. I think he was scared to tell me the real truth—monotype is hoarding the bananas. I walked another half mile back home POTASSIUM DEFICIENT. This is a ZERO-SUM GAME, you win or you lose and sometimes you lose out on the bananas too. You donate monotype a banana and then it proceeds to TAKE THEM ALL. This is not personal, I am not "coming for your life", I am simply looking to expose this banana hoarding cult and bring back bananas to the great state of Wisconsin and abroad. Thank you for your attention to this matter—Person deprived of their daily banana(s).