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Battle Royale Playoffs! The UU Summer RPG Under Pressure!

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(art by Mozonite)
(hosted by goldmason evakiyama! Larry and BigFatMantis )

(Terra the Espurr and Queen Tinkaton art by skype )
(Onion Knight Celebi art by RavioliQueen )

There were once ten groups of heroes on divergent paths, and those paths collided into one. This is a story of UU and of friendship, of allies and of enemies, of a Tinkaton and her Queendom under siege, and of the unlikely band that survived the road to the tower. This is their story...​

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It begins with the Queen of Tinkerton. Her voyage across land, sea, and desert with Dimitri and the SV UU crew had reached its apex - the gates of the mysterious tower, where Princess Tuffy - now discovered to be Princess Ursula, was surely imprisoned.

On the other side of the tower, Marnie and the SS crew had just finished lamenting the loss of her brother Squall, who sacrificed himself so Marnie could play SS UU or something. But not all worlds can remain apart forever. For you see, now, as they both enter the tower from opposite sides, these worlds have collided with each other...

Marnie immediately looks at the Queen.

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"Are you Pink Girl? Did we save you?"

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"Pink girl? I'll have you know I am no girl, I am Queen of Tinkerton!"

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"Ok sure. I'm Marnie, and I'm here to save a pink girl. Have you seen her? Knights were carrying her towards here."

Realizing that Marnie was talking about Princess Ursula, the Queen shakes her head.
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"That is my daughter, the princess. And now we share a common goal..."

But before the conversation could go any further, a Mismagius, or, a Mismagius type of guy, suddenly appeared out of nowhere!

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"Your Majesty. And the rest of you — my, what a long way you've all come. I'd offer champagne, but the castle staff didn't make the trip. Wonderful. Simply wonderful."

He looks the group over and stops at the Hammer on the Queen's back.

"Allow me to introduce myself properly. I am Mismagimillion Pegasus. You'll have heard my collection came to a rather sandy end. A regrettable evening. But that is the thing a duelist never grasps and a collector never forgets: when one hunt ends, dear friends, another begins. I found the most charming little firm out here in the desert. Cipher. A tower, a laboratory, a workforce that never sleeps, and an entire region's worth of Shadow simply going to waste. Terribly undervalued. I paid less for it than I paid the Mayor. And now you've carried the last piece to my door yourselves. The Hammer, if you please."

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"Excuse me? You want this hammer? Sure... let me just reach waaaay back and..."

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"Oh, but you must not try to trick me. You see, that hammer isn't a hammer at all. It is the only thing in this world that can—"

He doesn't get a chance to finish the thought. The air warps and the duelists tumble in, with the Onion Knight Celebi and the ADV crew right behind them!

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Celebi has arrived through a timeline distortion!
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"I found these guys playing cards outside and it was really hot, so I used my supernatural powers to come in here. Who are you? This isn't part of the timeline... oh, oh no. There is very BAD energy in here..."

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"The duelists. How wonderfully sentimental. Did you imagine the Shadow Realm needed a pyramid to feed on? It needed you. Every hand you've played since has poured a little more into it, and I have spent it well. Allow me to show you what it bought."

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You look above the tower and see a monstrous, dark life form! It was a Lugia, but the most evil Lugia you have ever laid your eyes on! (not sure if you've ever laid your eyes on Lugia at all tbh)

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"Excellent. Now, Shadow Lugia, annihilate them."

Marnie looks over at the Queen. The Queen looks back at her. But it's not really a concerned expression... Pegasus seems bothered by it.

"Is something the matter? You've gone rather quiet for people who are about to be annihilated."

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"Well, I mean. It's just Lugia. It's a bit past its prime these days..."

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"Excuse me?"

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"Like, it's a pretty lame ace to have tbh, I think I could solo it with TWave Encore. It's just overall pretty mid."


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"Mid? I beg your pardon. It is a legendary with a signature move. It has box art too! What am I missing?"


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"Seanobiwan... I see it now... thank you. Nyah nyah... no. I will not!" Shadow Lugia comes to its senses! It has broken through the darkness! "I will not serve you, Maximum Pegasus nor the Shadow Realm any longer! GSC UU is not for anyone to collect! I fight alongside Seanobiwan and the rest of them, for they have set me free!"

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"I always believed in you. I always believed in GSC UU."

Pegasus smiles, seemingly unbothered.

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"What a surprising twist. Thank goodness you're just mid."

Suddenly a voice is heard! Where is it coming from?

"You're a fool, Mismagimillion. You always were..."

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Suddenly the ceiling breaks! Three cars fall through it and land right on top of Pegasus! The voice seemingly narrates the destruction...

"Congratulations. You've killed Mismagimillion Pegasus. I was going to do that later."

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"Bruce, no shot that's this guy's name, right?"

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"How do you crush a ghost to death, McQueen?"

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"Seems he died of carbon monoxide poisoning."

There is a pair of dragonfly wings stuck in McQueen's tire, as if he had run over an oversized mechanical dragonfly.

"Let me clear something up, since the ghost couldn't. You don't buy Cipher. Cipher isn't a company. Cipher is the floor you're standing on, the walls, the ceiling you just broke, and the voice explaining this to you while you're obviously bothered. I am Cipher. I am the tower. And the tower has noticed you, senpai teehee. Just kidding that was a joke. But I really am going to kill you. IN THE DARK!!"

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The lights go out! Everything is dark! There's no way to see any- actually the cars just turn on their headlights and now you can see again.

"Turn that off! That's ruining my dark scare!"

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"Buddy, we're cars. I'm not sure what you expected."

"Fine. Very good. Now we play with machines. Let's go Decepticons! And random machine-themed Pokémon!"

Cipher orders in Decepticons and mechanical mons! They fly in through the hole in the ceiling obviously.
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Marnie looks up at the Decepticon and immediately recognizes it! It was the same machine that was flying above the tower when Squall was killed!

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"No... it's you! You murdered my brother!"

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"He killed himself by trying to stop us."

The tower begins lighting up! All of a sudden, massive amounts of energy begin radiating from the Decepticons! The Queen's Hammer starts glowing! She has no idea why, or what she's supposed to do with it. This was starting to look very very bad... and then ZAP!

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"What was that? That one wasn't me."

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A bunch of Jolteons come in through the ground level! And the Decepticons are all fried! Except the Golurk who just flew away somewhere. Mostly just Starscream was fried.

"Where the FUCK did these Jolteons come from? Hey stop that! One of them keeps using Sand Attack! My God this is fucking annoying!! That's it, I'm ordering the Magitek Armor to destroy you all!"

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Everyone looks out the gate and what they see is the type of nightmare that would make ones heart drop. It was Magitek Armor, a whole line of it, coming across the sand toward the tower! Lasers blasting, total destruction incoming... but a portal opens in the sky! Seven Latias and one Scizor come through it!
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And an Espurr! With a sword! And glowing... could it be Terra the Espurr from the legends???
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The combined might of Terra and the Seven Latias and lone Scizor wipe out every last machine on the sand. This does not please Cipher...

"Oh come on! How is there something for every new cool trick I have? I'm skipping the next 22 phases and going straight to number 23!"

As Cipher says that, suddenly you hear a buzzer go off! And down from the ceiling, a man holding a basketball!

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"Omg, is that Michael Jordan!?"

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Michael Jordan comes down from the ceiling and slam dunks on a random hoop that was in the corner for some reason. "Never be afraid to fail."

Cipher audibly claps its non-visible hands.
"Very nice quote. But too late. Too sad. You lose."

Spinning. Everything was spinning! You start getting very dizzy! The tower does not stop spinning and keeps picking up speed!! You try to move, but you feel frozen in place! Nobody seems to be able to move, not even Michael Jordan! You look up and notice a shadow - there was something on top of the tower causing the spinning!

"Here's how this ends. First, it ends today, like in 10-15 minutes probably. The tower spins, you hold still, and every one of you gets converted into pure energy. Your existence right now contributes nothing. Your energy will contribute a little more. See, that's an upgrade! I am accepting donations for my kindness."

And then Cipher starts singing. The singing is very creepy...

"This was a triumph...
I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction."

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"Bruce, do something! Use your goddam gizmos! Fire hypersonic ballistic missiles or whatever you got!"

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"I'm just a car, McQueen, not a battleship."

BOOM!
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And suddenly an explosion! The machine on top of the tower blows apart! The tower stops spinning.

"What is this? An explosion? In MY tower a fucking explosion?"

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"Hello hellooooo~ DJ Ganyu coming in live from the Phenac Colosseum Landship! That's right, we've landed back in the desert headed straight for New Phenac City!"

At this point Cipher is finally left speechless. So Ganyu continues DJing...

"Let me explain something so all the Ciphers in the room can understand. 1) Realgam Tower does not belong to you. 2) You underestimated the Under Used.

"You see that's the beauty of this website here on Smogon Dot Com. You don't have to play SV UU to be a part of the family. Everyone here has worked together to get this far, and this tournament is 100x more complex than the others. We are all in this together - whether you're playing RBY UU, SM UU, SV UU. Even if you're playing LC UU, Ubers UU, Doubles UU, or Champions UU. It doesn't matter what UU your tier is called, or where you play it, or what it means to everyone else. What matters is that it's UU. We know your plan, Cipher - you tried to separate us. To keep us apart, so we stay in our own islands, never cooperating. Those days are over. Tonight, we all work as one, together. Tonight, we are one team. Tonight we fight back! All at once. Because tonight - even if just for one night - WE ARE ALL UU!"

"And if you don't understand, then let's hear it from Queen and David Bowie!!!"

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UU Summer RPG Playoffs - Round 1

:Cobalion: War of the Cobalion (8) vs (6) The World Ends with Chi-Yu :chi-yu:
SV Budget UU: yfy vs haxlolo
SV Budget UU: HydreigonTheChild vs Corperate n
SV Budget UU: scionicle vs passionfruit_fan
SS Fantasy UU: PZZ vs RoyalReloaded :blacephalon:
SM Deity UU: :tapu fini: SEA vs July
/chall gen7uu @@@ +Tapu Fini
ORAS Dealership UU: Tricknology vs im_m0rtal.
Ghetsis Castle BW UU: Aleksanteri vs Permission Slip
/chall gen5uu @@@ +Kyurem
DPP UU-Gi-Oh!: Teriso179 vs frostymilk
Revisiting ADV UU: Lhions vs Bouff
Lugia Presents GSC UU: Celebiii vs SoggyBagel64
Jolteon's RBY UU Journey: Maris Bonibelle vs magialice
Ubers UU: OceanicGamer vs Duviekk
LC UU: Kizaco vs mmtaccos
Doubles UU: bagel vs zee
Champions UU: dgrgrnd vs Rasche

:Mightyena: Heroes of Mightyena and Magikarp (6) vs (8) Tactics Kyogre :Kyogre:
SV Budget UU: Pengui123 vs Peum
SV Budget UU: Ryan&Ditto vs Mwoonn
SV Budget UU: ITryALotOfStuff vs doso749
SS Fantasy UU: Estarossa vs viivian
SM Deity UU: LogIce vs Hiro80223001
ORAS Dealership UU: :volcanion: Ainzcrad vs sablolol :ferrothorn:
/chall gen6uu @@@ +Volcanion, +Ferrothorn
Ghetsis Castle BW UU: Just Fabbio vs Charliezard7
DPP UU-Gi-Oh!: Don Bork vs jackuzzler
Revisiting ADV UU: Heysup vs fatty
Lugia Presents GSC UU: Seanobiwan vs PHB11677
Jolteon's RBY UU Journey: ThatOneApple vs Gamebooadvanced
Ubers UU: Sami vs Celeste
LC UU: Coconut vs EB
Doubles UU: Knull vs Optidox
Champions UU: John_mei vs TTK

:staryu: Legend of the Seven Staryu (8) vs (5) Team Forretress 2 :forretress:
SV Budget UU: Nat vs olivia :iron moth:
/chall gen9uu @@@ +Iron Moth
SV Budget UU: yerdunc vs TakingNotesKinda
SV Budget UU: fiish vs NDK
SS Fantasy UU: :blacephalon: takuaa vs CringeLord!
SM Deity UU: LeBomboclats vs NinjaCaro
ORAS Dealership UU: pfizer lord ozai vs Osipova
Ghetsis Castle BW UU: Tempest_Kec vs BlackKnight_Gawain
/chall gen5uu @@@ +Kyurem
DPP UU-Gi-Oh!: Nathan401 vs BIG WILL
Revisiting ADV UU: pixie909 vs Premonitions
Lugia Presents GSC UU: Bohrier vs lighthouses
Jolteon's RBY UU Journey: TG2513 vs Melbelle
Ubers UU: Dorron vs EJ
LC UU: Incognition vs Mok3s
Doubles UU: Abe1254 vs Getsuga Raiga
Champions UU: Runo vs Decidueye409

:Volcarona: Volcarona Trigger (8) vs (5) Elden Ursaring :Ursaring:
SV Budget UU: Surphin vs kimer
SV Budget UU: Megastar54 vs manaphyfan23
SV Budget UU: scald spamm vs Internauta
SS Fantasy UU: maki vs Taka
SM Deity UU: :heatran: Cam vs mipc
/chall gen7uu @@@ +Heatran
ORAS Dealership UU: Killintime vs ManOfMany :terrakion:
/chall gen6uu @@@ +Terrakion
Ghetsis Castle BW UU: Concept vs Nashrock
DPP UU-Gi-Oh!: burninghalfapie vs LpZ
Revisiting ADV UU: Corporate Donkey vs mayo
Lugia Presents GSC UU: Heatranator vs jam
Jolteon's RBY UU Journey: JensenDale vs Teh
Ubers UU: IncredibleKing vs FishyRoads
LC UU: xonks vs kerbecs
Doubles UU: Dead by Daylight vs sheepie
Champions UU: pz vs Moron5

Deadline: <t:1791172740:F>
Please post all replays in this thread.
Reminder: All matches are Bo1 unless they are Bo3​

Global Challenge Codes
SS Fantasy UU: /chall gen8uu @@@ +Aegislash, +Thundurus, +Latias, +Blacephalon
Revisiting ADV UU: /chall gen3uu @@@ +Scizor, +Armaldo, +Typhlosion, +Weezing, +Miltank, +Machamp, +Articuno, +Vaporeon, +Ludicolo, +Regirock, +Slowbro, +Swellow, +Houndoom, +Tauros, +Hariyama, +Steelix
Lugia Presents GSC UU: /challenge gen2uu @@@ +Smeargle, +Venusaur, +Typhlosion, +Lugia
 
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