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Stuff that DIDN'T happen before GTA 6

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Hello everyone!! As of today, we are officially 1 month away from the much awaited 6th installment of the GTA franchise. And a ton of stuff has happened! Pikmin 4 and Metroid Prime 4 released, new wild cat and penguin species were discovered, Girafarig got an evolution and became a VGC staple, a movie about the Backrooms came out, we got a new pope... well, you get the idea. With that said, I was starting to wonder what DIDN'T happen in all the years of waiting. Which means they're now either outlandishly low chance or just won't happen. Some of which are:
- Live megalodon specimens
- Official chess sequel
- An official 31 minutos american localization
- Me getting a girlfriend....
- Real life teenage mutant ninja turtles
- OP Mothim form/evolution that'll teach the haters what's what
- Orange chicken burritos
These are all I can think of rn. Granted, it's still a month before the game actually releases. So who knows? Maybe these (and any other ones) do come true. Maybe.
 
Was gonna say the rapture but if I were to believe social media that's happened at least 10 times since GTA V
 
Billie Bust Up.

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For the unaware, it's an upcoming indie 3D platformer, and has been for some time.

I first heard about it in 2020. At the time, the release date was 2024. Then it was 2026. Now it's who the fuck knows. While we've been waiting, entire other indie 3D platformers like KilaFlow and Pseudoregalia (play these games btw) have been developed to completion.

They had four plushie drives. Four plushie drives. No game. The first plushie drive was in 2021. Imagine getting a plush of upcoming game scrimblo critter and five years pass and there's still no game. I hope you've been cleaning the dust off of that.

Most frustratingly, friends and acquaintances randomly can get sucked in and latch onto a character and I have to shake them out of it like No. This game is Not Real. These are not video game characters because there Is No Video Game. Please latch onto a character who Actually Exists in a medium that isn't a trailer, teaser, demo or plushie.

So yeah. Of all the things we're getting after GTA6, Billie Bust Up is in my opinion the most After GTA6 thing in existence. Congratulations.
 
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