Dear Diary, today 10/27/2026 my grandpa Joaf said something I didn't quite understand. It might have been due to my limited language skills. You know, he is from the land of the THICK crusted pizza. Whilst I? Yeah, the pizza from where I come from isn't as impressive. Ours could be described as the FRAIL pizza in comparison. It's really sad when you think about it. But my grampa? He loves me all the same even though my pizza is frail. Well, can you imagine it? Today, whilst marbling with my marbles I overheard gramps say, I think, something among the lines of "my grandson said he hates me". I never spoke ill of my ancestral Dog. He is the vitreous baller himself. You could try naming a more spherical indivual. Lol you would fail. I would laugh at you for trying even. Unwise thought to ponder even. Listen, being wrong happens I didn't mean to invalidate your feelings I am sorry. I'm not as much as a baller my gramps is. I still have much to learn. But hey, thanks for accepting my apology. I digressed. You see, today I was training my guttural singing. I have a lot of candies. Those candies shall not be plundered by gluttunous kids on Halloween. Listen, that's the best way I came up for scaring them off my porch. Well. I think gramps heard me growling as the solitary wolf that resides deep down the well that is the heart of every man. Don't get started, yeah it sounds silly but the well thing is a profound metaphor. Ok listen, I will not address any critic. So. He knocked and I think he heard my guttural growls and misinterpreted those as sign of antipathy, hostility even. It was my bad, I get it. My throat which then must have sounded like an organic AMG twin turbo v8 engine, would have led anyone to the same logical conclusion. This kid? Man he would kill it in the metal industry. but he suffers from alzheimer. It's tragic. Humans are tragic. So, then, after pausing for a second he must have tought "The kid wants to kill me? He's nuts". I'm sure this is how it went. That must have been what caused the misunderstanding. I'm heading down right-now-in-a-moment to clear things out. I'm so sorry gramps.
