what do u prefer thread

[LilOu]

to have a little elf called luis that follows you everywhere and picks up all the money it finds in a radius of 1km and turns it into $1 coins (i.e if it finds a $100 bill it transforms it into a hundred $1 coins) and then it has to give all the money to you (you can't say no) but it throws the money straight into your face bitchslap mode and you can't do anything about it (no deflect, no cover, no mask, no anything). luis is going to make you rich by headshotting the hell out of you with the full force of a gigachad elf $1 at a time forever

or

to have a raccoon named mauricio that's going to steal whatever the hell you ask for. a computer, an iphone 24, a car, whatever you ask, BUT in turn you are lactose intolerant and you have to drink non-lactose free milk equivalent to the money mauricio stole. if mauricio steals a lamborghini, he parks it in your garage and brings 35 olympic pools full of milk that you have to ingest forcefully in 20 mins and get infernal diarrhea (you can't skip a day without at least asking mauricio to steal $50)


react with wow for luis
react with sad for mauricio

 

[BP]

why not just make a thread for hypotheticals and make it not a choice. Luis is for sure killing you or giving you brain damage depending on how much hes throwing/how hard hes throwing. The 2nd choice is just for people with a scat fetish.

So the choices are effectively Brain Damage or Dysentery

 

[Divine Retribution]

Ok but have you considered that a raccoon stealing a lambo is fucking badass

 

[LilOu]

Ok but have you considered that a raccoon stealing a lambo is fucking badass

Click to collapse...

 

[Arcticblast]

did you make this thread just to post that image?

 

[LilOu]

did you make this thread just to post that image?

Click to collapse...

LUIS
OR MAURICIO

 

[internet]

instructing mauricio to steal nvidia would create an amount of milk equal to five times the annual global production. forcing all of that through me in 20 minutes should create a sizeable explosion. just thought that was interesting

 

[LilOu]

instructing mauricio to steal nvidia would create an amount of milk equal to five times the annual global production. forcing all of that through me in 20 minutes should create a sizeable explosion. just thought that was interesting

Click to collapse...

prepare thy belly

 

[Divine Retribution]

If I instruct Mauricio to steal something of theoretically infinite value, like the concept of marketing or something idk, would that create an infinite amount of milk?

 

[Mechalico]

If I instruct Mauricio to steal something of theoretically infinite value, like the concept of marketing or something idk, would that create an infinite amount of milk?

Click to collapse...

instructing mauricio to steal everything those mastercard ads described as "priceless"

drinking sufficient milk can cure lactose intolerance anyway. there are no losers here

 

[Fishy]

this is a chat gpt psyop

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