settle down, children, and i shall tell you a tale.
in this world, there exist mighty warriors who wield the power of smogon reactions more effectively than most. perhaps the most well-known of these is some tosser called "scrotal cleffa" or something like that, who used the power of the likeforce to mould reality and defeat the nefarious partial clef.
in time, tc came to meet a Poster of similar calibre -
doipy hooves, who destroyed their enemies with the almighty power of the wow.
the two mighty fighters formed an alliance, for they knew a fight was always on the horizon.
however, their aspirations were - and still remain - grander than a simple double-act. for our heroes seek to form a team, a league of sorts - six powerful individuals, one for each reaction on the spectrum. they have travelled far and wide in their hunt, visiting the cong lgbtq+ thread to study the ways of the love react, and taking a trip to the tournaments forum, where those who favour the haha react reside. they even paid a visit to the cap forum, a land bereft of reactions, to see if its inhabitants could teach them anything.
but in all their travels, our worldly warriors have yet to find the companions they seek... and more pressing, immediate issues have emerged. for tc faces challenges from all angles - new users, seeking to prove themselves against the master, embark on lengthy liking campaigns. and tc is aging swiftly - direct combat may prove too much for the parent of smogoff.
so. what will happen next? will tc fend off the young pretenders? will our heroes form smogon's answer to the avengers? will az sue me for copying his effortposting style?
who knows what the future holds, my beloved audience. all i know... is that the dream will never die.