The Bathhouse (21+ ONLY)

[antemortem]

no kiddies itt

you asked for it, we‘ve delivered, unlike BP’s dominos last niggt haha

 

[BP]

I could use a spa day ngl.

 

[Zirtles]

always nice to arrive early to these things. the water is crisp and clear. might even do a few lengths before it gets too crowded

 

[Albatross]

Hello fellow Adaults, I'm here to join your 21+ bathhouse. Yes indeed I do have an ID let me just get it out of my pocket

Pls entry thank you xox

 

[antemortem]

always nice to arrive early to these things. the water is crisp and clear. might even do a few lengths before it gets too crowded

foam party tomorrow night so get your broadstrokes in because itll take us two days to clean the water!!

Hello fellow Adaults, I'm here to join your 21+ bathhouse. Yes indeed I do have an ID let me just get it out of my pocket

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Pls entry thank you xox

hmm your registration is pushing expiration…

ill let it slide this time but expect a new ID next time and dont bring me one of those paper bullshits! laminated only

 

[xzern]

this "bath house" is a ploy by andy to create a hearty broth of all the best posters, and then convert it into a delicious supper. you may think, oh lol ill just avoid the cauldrons, no, the bathtubs are also the cauldrons. hes going to cut up carrots while you are in there. oldest trick in the book.

 

[Oglemi]

Disappointed we didn't get this in the remake :( instead all we got was a dance number and rhythm quick time event, sigh

 

[Albatross]

I no longer want entry to the bathhouse

 

[CaffeineBoost]

i drilled some windows into my bath house but now the water just leaks.

 

[antemortem]

Disappointed we didn't get this in the remake :( instead all we got was a dance number and rhythm quick time event, sigh

im not doing bottle service for such an oversiz’d party…
unless i get two of their #s…

I no longer want entry to the bathhouse

no worries just leave the coins on the counter on your way out babe

this "bath house" is a ploy by andy to create a hearty broth of all the best posters, and then convert it into a delicious supper. you may think, oh lol ill just avoid the cauldrons, no, the bathtubs are also the cauldrons. hes going to cut up carrots while you are in there. oldest trick in the book.

rats… foiled again

 

[Earthflax]

what are the perks to this "bathhouse gold" membership i see on that placard?

 

[CaffeineBoost]

what are the perks to this "bathhouse gold" membership i see on that placard?

there is no g*ld in bath sing se.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

i'm not old enough but just had my birthday, can i get in since it's my birthday?

we'd let you in, but we did find some illicit substances on your person.

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i'm not even sure why you have this.

 

[Bog Monster]

don't listen to xzern he just doesn't want anyone to find out that jerked off in the hot tub

 

[earl]

don't listen to xzern he just doesn't want anyone to find out that jerked off in the hot tub

imagine being xzern’s hot tub insemination baby

or anyone’s hot tub insemination baby for that matter

 

[Arcticblast]

hey did you guys fix the vending machine yet?

 

[Durant]

Sorry guys, I accidently pooped in the hot tub

 

[monkfish]

hey look everyones fingers are all wrinkly like prunes! not because of the water but because youre freacking old.

 

[Mace]

monkfish I don't think there's a user here born before your join date.

 

[phoopes]

BP wheres the booze

 

[CaffeineBoost]

we'd let you in, but we did find some illicit substances on your person.

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i'm not even sure why you have this.

unfortunately due to a mod making their own joke, this one has lost its context. please find it here:

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it was funny.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

monkfish I don't think there's a user here born before your join date.

i was. bet you feel real silly now...

 

[BP]

BP wheres the booze

I said spa day but its actually just rehab

EDIT: I've failed

 

[Zirtles]

Instead of Dave's lenient ID checking (2 0 0 8 ?), let's just give prospective bathers a puzzle. Something IRC related, and not one of the things discord/ps has just taken and made pretty. that'll separate the boys+ from the men+ and the with-its from the not-with-its. Line's gonna snake across town while these zoomers figure out Mibbit's gorgeous interface.

 

[Mace]

i was. bet you feel real silly now...

Total Clef, you have never been officially born, you just existed since the beginning of time, O' mighty hero of boarded keys.