jumpluff

Just look at her wall. Without even lifting her pinky (which received the world guinness book title for most beautiful pinky, by the way), people come to HER with their fan mail and overly lovey dovey comments that range from ugly ass dog images, .gif spam, and useless hellos, just to hope that this modern day equivalent of Michelle Obama will acknowledge their messages.

Well, guess what? Regardless of how many times you try praising this queen, she will continue to bleed and exhibit a Krack-esque “I don’t give a fuck” attitude towards your comments, so just give up right now and save this princess the time of gazing her chestnut-brown eyes upon your useless visitor messages, because she sure as hell has better things to be looking at.

As an example:

Zacchaeus? Hop off my profile bitch, IGNORED.

Ah, yes, jumpluff: the woman who, as franky once said, introduced my jaw to the floor upon noticing her beauty.

Jessica Alba? Who cares.
Susan Coffey? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
Nicki Minaj? Hell to the no.
Fishy? Nigga please.

All of these woman have one characteristic in common: they’re all inferior and significantly less attractive than jump “I make your legs quiver” pluff. While we have these desperate ass, attention seeking ass female celebrities dying for a little attention from the public eye, jumpluff is here chilling, not giving a single absolute god damn FUCK about her fans and receiving attention. You know why she doesn’t give a fuck about getting attention? It’s because she doesn’t need to work for it.

No, not yet, but I'll probably make a list myself soon, since I'm getting closer to that stage.

Not yet, because I still have to get those runes, but when I get enough ip...yep!!!

ahahaha, yes your new avatar!!!!! ahahahahahaha

Hi Alice !
I hope things are getting better for you lately, i recently listened (again) to those Explosion in the Sky song, and they kinda made me remember you (again). I wish you the best, especially about that thing you mentionned last time we talked. May the best happen to you as soon as possible !

No; for some reason I haven't been getting your messages...

THEY NOW HAVE A WEBSITE FOR THE NA RELEASE!!!!

she's back

Come back soon Pluff!

?_? *knock knock* Get well soon! >.>

:<

seriously how great is that

pluff i need to play on LoL's NA server more or else my account there will have nothing compared to my EU server account

as it stands now i pretty much have literally nothing on my NA account :I

supermod wat since when omg bitches sellin' out.

JUST KIDDING LUV U SLUT. just promise youll abuse your power when i need you to, ok? cool luv ya.

hi bby

I had a long, long trek home from work today and the only thing that kept me sane was the quote in your profile playing over and over again in my head. Amazing.

oh, you're sick... that explains why you haven't been on
get well soon!

Sick Jump :( Nothing too serious I hope! Get well soon. :)

I hope you get better soon

Get well soon!! You go use Aromatherapy! Haha :)

hope you feel better!

If I don't see you on irc, please get better soon. I hate it when you're not well.

All the best!