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  • nice. Renekton was my first champ ever, so i stay loyal to him. I'm a much more aggressive player when i know how a champion works, so i wouldnt do very well with support champs.
    just remembered that this monday is a day off, so that might work (for Canada at least, dunno about for US, Australia and UK)
    really only saturday or sunday. hopefully not this saturday or sunday because i've hardly practiced with my team.
    but read my post first jumpluff, if you're going to have sex with bloo, that will be painfull for you to find his little penis.
    If you're going to read this all, make sure you start from the very first VM at bottom from me!
    Even I am a bee, which is why I am posting this. Like all the other fans on your wall, I as well hope you get better. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen and talked to my one and only Queen Bee, and hopefully everything turns out well for you. All of the other females that I know on Smogon don't mean a thing when the only one that matters is missing in action. A day without jumpluff is like a day without food. A week without jumpluff is more shocking than SDS and Phil taking the effort to shower. And a month....indescribable.

    Con cariño, para la más maravillosa persona del mundo, (don't worry; don't waste your precious time translating that, that's why I'm here: it means "with affection, for the most marvelous person in the world"),

    - Blooser.
    jumpluff is like honey, or better yet, a Queen Bee, and we’re all little tiny bees begging for the Queen's acknowledgement and searching for a destination, with the destination ultimately being this (to all the fans viewing this, click this link and you surely won't be dissapointed). Speaking of that link, it's no secret that half of Smogon has jumpluff's profile bookmarked, set as their home page, giving the fans quick and easy access to wildy refresh jumpluff's profile every hour in hopes of seeing the little circle turn green at some point, signifying that she's online.
    Furthermore, jumpluff has a whooping, mind boggling 479 friends (I repeat, 479), which is a testament to her popularity. Hell, even bots like "Battling 101" and "The Smog" are friends with jumpluff, so even non-humans want a nice sip out of this user's cup of tea. In fact, that is the most friends anyone here on Smogon has. Every time she wakes up out of her queen-sized bed and uses her award winning fingers to log in, I can guarantee you that she has a new batch of friend requests to attend to. Being the kind hearted and chill individual that she is, she accepts them all to avoid the numerous complaints she would get if she were to reject them, and I wouldn’t expect any less from the female Jesus Christ of Smogon.
    Now, despite her aloof and relaxed attitude, jumpluff manages to satisfy her fans even when she knows it’s not necessary. She is a member of 256 fucking groups here on Smogon, and she only joined them to satisfy her fans and give them the satisfaction of knowing that jumpluff is in their stupid social group. Hell, I just noticed that this epitome of a woman is part of the “BLOO FANS” group! I am honored beyond words, and I may as well just leave Smogon now knowing that I have a seal of approval from this phenomenon of a user.
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