Good grief, that's insane.
Funny thing is, about a year or two ago I ended up losing my pokemon Platinum cartridge, which had, among other things, all of my Shaymins, a Pokerus infected pokemon inside a PC box, and pretty much all of my good stuff, just gone. (A shame too, I liked Shaymin).
Well, perhaps the easiest way to explain ASB is to say that it's a forum Pokemon simulator with vastly different rules and a much different and slower-paced metagame.
Too tired to explain much more, and I'll probably be off soon as there's a nasty storm coming.