Once upon a time there was a 60 year old man.
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Jirachee
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He lived in Norway.
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Nobody knew his name,they all called him Pocketman.
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You probably ask why they called him pocket man, well i tell you why.
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He in a VERY wierd way rapes people.
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Believe me this story is true although its very wierd.
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He has been arrested in custody by the police now
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He rapes everyone from a homofil to a pedofil.
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This is the way he does it:
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He wanders around the streets in a coap and a jeans pants.
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And when its very few people around the streets and he sees for example a littled kid boy or girl (it could be a grown up too) he says this:
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"hey boy i've hurt my hands a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my pocket"
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the boy says:"sure thing man"
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The boy put his hand in the guys pocket.
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and he feels like the pocket is too long, and when he comes to the buttom of the ocket he feels something yucky(the pocketmans dick).
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And pocketman takes a knife from his other wallet stabs the kid and rapes him.
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Believe me i'm norwegian and its true over 2,000 people have been raped by this man.
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This thread might seem totally NON INTERESTING but i'm bored and i just wanna say this.