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r u saying i need 2 brush more

no i long for the sweetness of your plaque

stray spinach marinated in the tender love of your mouth

my tongue invades the gap in your teeth like an orifice

listen im rly self conscious about my gap but im too old for braces now id look lik- mmmppffrhhh

this is like carnal dentist meets alien featuring sigourney weaver

i suck a bicuspid right out of your gums and slosh it around in my mouth. mmmm

nothing gets me hard like your palate

(phenomenally well crafted pun)
i scream, mouth full of blood and foreign saliva and wake up in a cold sweat on the hard wood floor of my bedroom, blankets scattered.