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machamp? i got slowbro
wallin hoes then slurpin some froyo
lord of the rings nigga im frodo
im bilbo baggin your mother, oh no
nigga suck my dick ( no homo )
There's nothing to suck because your dick's nonexistant.
Bitch your pits stank so hard you can use some antipersperant.
Your whole life needs a good soak of Chinese disinfectant
Don't cry you little infant
I'm not trying to be so arrogant
But shit yo you so ignorant
Go back to your country, immigrant
POOPAZING's talkin bout piles of shit?
man this nigga don't even know when to quit
disgracin my race in a damn hissy fit
your sickest line was about a fucking arm pit
go work on your toy cars for a little bit
scorchin you so hard you be needin a first aid kit
play me in mario kart? bro i got a banana split
u came in 8th place so you'd best just quit
bro, rhyming the same word twice is fucking laughable
i'll give that a D+, consider it passable
my toy cars compared to your life are 10x more valuable
the fuck you gonna do with some knowledge about Hannibal?
pussy, you think writing essays will make you admirable?
lemme tell you something factual
actual
practical
you dumb, you empty, you a waste of space that ain't ever gonna be tangible
theres a reason why it's D+, its cause plus got the D
so toasted i sold out yo momma's bakery
i make a mean breadstick: i call it the big Z
better watch out for the monstrosity named zach lee
my leech seed always strikes first cause im cottonee
sappin the life out of fuzznip the furry
wheres your racist remark this time? o m g
"lol i eat cats for breakfast with some green tea!"
fuzznip's a little kid actin like he's only three
just the other day he learned how to pee
with that toilet seat up. cause people do that apparently
understandable tho cause fuzznip acts like a she