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I misread that for "Dorito"...

That doesn't answer my question.

I mean, can it be 10 Dorito-sized Groudons? If that's not an option, then I'll go for the Dodrio-sized ones.

But then you'd just eat them .____________.

Would you fight a Groudon-sized Dorito?

Well a Dorito can't do much...I'd just take my time and eat it.

if a chip the size of an SUV fell off it can very well mean your doom.

the answer is not as simple as it would seem!

The chip wouldn't be that heavy. Like if a big parachute fell on you it wouldn't really hurt, it's big but it's still too thin.

I would imagine a dorito would be significantly heavier than a parachute. Plus, there's still a risk that the sharp part would still make contact. I wouldn't take that chance.

There's no sharp part unless it's broken and there is significant window to dodge considering how slowly it would fall.

Not really. Considering the weather conditions in Florida and how seemingly insane it is, all it would take for you to fall into the hands of a giant dorito is the following:

A gentle breeze. So you're nomming on the dorito, and all of a sudden a gust of wind blows through. Assuming that you are in a metropolis area (it's, again, Florida), it's safe to assume that the dorito would break part into multiple parts before ever making contact with you or the ground. However.

I would imagine the general weight and texture of a dorito the size of a Groudon to actually be dangerous to a great extent. Taking into a consideration that doritos can very well get stuck in-between your teeth very easily, I'm inclined to believe that they are sharp enough to cause some degree of harm, depending on which angle they fall and which piece made contact with you.

So I suppose it depends how their general weight and mass, but i dont think they're really THAT light enough to make a very slow plunge into the ground.

This is actually fun shit to think about, y'know!

All this conjecture is pure speculation, I put it to you to provide me with a Groudon-sized dorito so we can solve this issue realistically.

Also I ain't ever got a dorito stuck in my teeth you must be eating wrong man

I avoid chips for that very reason :(

That's actually really weird.

how? it's actually easier than you think having a stray chip stuck in your teeth, it's a real pain

granted that hasnt happened to me in years but still

You just gotta pay attention when you eat.

Wtf...?