Jack be nimble Jack be quick. Jack jumped over a candle stick. How fucking impressive. But see Jack wasn't so nimble and he wasn't so quick. So now Jack's in the hospital with a burnt fucking dick ROFL
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Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her dog a bone. She took over and Rover took over and that bitch got a bone of her own OMG
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Little Bo Peep lost her sheep but big fucking deal. I lost my wallet and no one is taking about me. Screw that whore. xD
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Little Boy Blue... he needed the money HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating a pizza pie. He shit peperoni, blew his friend Tony, and whipped his mouth off on his tie OMGBASEDGOD
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Mary had a little lamb she kept in her back yard. And when she took her panties off his wolly dick got hard LOLOLOLOLOL