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  • If price wasnt dealing I'd be terrified; im still nervous. 3 runs isnt enough late game vs the Royals

    the bottom of our order is far too inconsistent to be counted on :[
    Fucking Pillar infield fly rule popup.

    Fuck me. This team has such a chance to blow it open, I'd hate to see them blow it.
    The announcers have mentioned the wire roughly 30 times since the pop-up happened. Then this comment in the game thread:
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    "Maybe they should take the wire down and use it to re-stitch Tulo's glove so that he catch grounders off the turf."
    RUSSEL MARTIN just worked it back from 0-2 to draw a walk on 4 pitches.

    3rd time in the inning we worked a 0-2 count back to 3-2!
    DOUBLE FOR TULOWITZKI!!!!!!!!!! JUST LANDS PAST A DIVING RIOS IN RF!!!!!!!

    BAUTISTA SCORES, EDWIN AT 3RD, TULO AT 2ND!
    Weird play on a Donaldson pop-up. You know the wire that holds up the screeen on the backstop? It hit that wire. Deadball.
    JOSH DONALDSON JUST MADE A GREAT CATCH!!!!

    AND THE FIRST THING THEY TALK ABOUT IS HOW TULO WOULDNT HAVE CAUGHT IT WITH HIS SHITTY GLOVE OH MY GOD HEEELPPP
    "we cut back from the commercial break full of nothing but Viagra ads, and return you to talk of Tulo's floppy, smelly, sweaty, 11 inch glove."
    Game highlights so far: Escobars's catch. David Price. The large parking lot at Kauffman Stadium. Tulo's Glove. Section 420. The crazy shadows.
    4 Ks through 4 innings for Price, 1 hit allowed. Unreal so far.

    Goins and Pillar back to back doubles in the 3rd for the only run, idk if you're watching so I might as well catch you up.
    This entire game so far; easily over 50% of the commentary has either been about a) the sun and shadows at Kauffman Stadium, or Tulo's old glove.
    American commentators just beat the same fucking horse over and over and over and over and over AND OVER and over!
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