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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIME FOR TELETUBBIES!
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME ?
A BIBBLY CHEESE?
DO YOU KN OW WHAT BIBBLY CHEESE EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A TINKY WINKY. AN EH-OH PO. A DIPSY. A PRANCING LALA MULTICOLORED IMP CREATURE. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME EH-OH THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF TUBBYVISION FEATURING ONLY AN EH-OH !!!PINWHEEL!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I WAKEY WAKEY TO THIS PINWHEEL, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND MAKING TUBBYCAKES? NO, NO YOU EH-OH DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A NAUGHTY JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF NAUGHTY NOONOO WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE TUBBY CUSTARD FROM SUCKING IT TO THE SNOUT OF AN EH-OH VACUUM CLEANER THIS BOARD ISN"T NAUGHTY BOOBAH ALRIGHT IT'S TELETUBBIES
SUCK THAT BABY SUN SMILE OFF YOUR NAUGHTY FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF TUBBIES YOU DO, BABY-FACED SUN TINKY WINKY DIPSY NOONOO LAA LAA SCOUT PO GET THE FUCK OFF MY TUBBYVISION

Hey Dirpz.
It hurts me to know that there is so much hatred in your heart. Your comments toward everyone are insulting, hurtful, and its obvious you only care about yourself. I have immature characteristics for sure, but lacking empathy and sympathy is the most immature characteristic one could have...empathy develops during adolescence so you either have the maturity of an 8 year old or are just a sociopath. Add in the fact that you apparently take joy in hurting other people's emotions and its becoming evident that you might even be a psycopath. Find Jesus...I'll pray for you tonight.

Bernie Sanders is a really incredible, smart, earnest candidate for the 2016 presidential election of the United States of America. As a candidate for president of the United States of America, Bernie Sanders really stands out, especially because Bernie Sanders is very, very incredibly intelligent and sincere. The policies that Bernie Sanders would put into place if he were elected to be the President of the United States of America reflect the fact that Bernie Sanders is extremely genuine and wise. I would vote for Bernie Sanders to be the president of the United States of America because of his great policies, which are incredibly smart, wise and intelligent, and which show that Bernie Sanders is a candidate for the presidency of the United States of America who is extremely smart, intelligent and wise. It is also important to note that Bernie Sanders campaign for the 2016 presidency of the United States of America displays his genuineness, sincerity, and compassion for each and every individual citizen of the United States of America, even those citizens of the United States of America who do not believe that Bernie Sanders is really, truly the most genuine, sincere and compassionate candidate running to be president of the United States of America.

Hey Albert.
" Stop fucking BITCHING you whinny, self-entitled BRAT. Do you realise how fucking snobby and ridiculous you sound? You know full fucking well it isn't a map pack for fallout 3 so stop saying reactionary shit trying to get a bandwagon going. Be fucking grateful that they made a new addition to the series you fucking brat. GOD I hate this generation of gamers. Always fucking nitpicking.

I'll tell you what pal, why don't YOU make the game then? If it's that easy, you go and make the game. This team has toiled and grafted for God knows how many years on probably the hardest genre (open world RPG), and then little shits come along and whine that specific details aren't in the game. Imagine how fucking infuriating that must be? Fair enough, if it was a slap-dash job and they didn't put the effort in they deserve every ounce of criticism that they get, but I highly doubt that is the case. People asked for Fallout 4, now they've got Fallout 4. BE FUCKING GRATEFUL.
Honestly I think it's an American cultural thing to just absolutely SHIT all over whatever is popular or successful. It's like in your consumerist culture you just expect EVERYTHING to be handed to you on a plate. Self entitled pricks. I'm pretty sure if a game dev studio like Bethesda shut up shop because of all the bitching, you'd all shut up then and be crying that you shot yourselves in the foot. Bare in mind, they didn't HAVE to make this game, and in this particular case it look's like they arn't taking the piss with micro-transactions so just stfu. People were bitching over Battlefront, people no doubt will bitch over the new Star Wars film, and now you are doing it with Fallout. Sick to fucking DEATH of hearing it. Just enjoy it for what it is. Nobody is allowed to get excited for fucking ANYTHING anymore..

Winry what are you gonna do, bitch at me? Use your bitch-fu on me? Winry, the Mistress of Bitching, that's what they should call you. Seriously, five ancient sages of bitch gathered atop the peaks of Mt. Bitch to proclaim your birth, and 100 years later, when all the bitch stars had aligned, you were born and made everyone's life around you a living hell, because you are SUCH A BITCH!

Omega, I can't believe the prejudice on this fucking sub. Suck the shit out of my ass you gendered scum. I can't believe you'd claim to even know my agenda. I manage 38 homeless shelters in the Gambia, which house 48,657 people each. Then you go so far as to call me a "Guy"? What are you? A late 2014 to early 2015 cis white male? To refer to ones gender should be criminal, because you don't know what they identify as. Caitlyn Jenner is a hero. Be PC you fucking scum. The worst part about this is that I bet you're male, a rape juggernaut bent on fucking every hole you see. I bet you fuck your mom (or moms you can be too sure be PC fucking scum). Then you call me a marxist? You think that I judge people on an economic scale? I work zero jobs and I make a living off my craigslist sales of old beanie babies.

Feli, could you shut the fuck up about DN? What do you have a brain full of nuts? Missing all your bolts? What the fuck man. This is getting out of control. I'm gonna have to stage an intervention for deez nutz because you keep bringing them up and it's not cool man. Showdown is a public fucking place.

Listen, kid... If you're going to come at a pro, keep your guard up. You've gone and messed up now. I saw you coming from a mile away. You thought you'd mess with the best, and now look at you. This should make you think twice before challenging a seasoned smogoner with thousands of likes next time. Please see that you do... or you'll feel the sting of humiliation once more. I didn't downvote your comment this time, but in the future I shall not be so merciful.

You think you're strong sitting behind that computer screen kid? I'll have you know I trained in Lord Rohep's army and that I've triggered over 300 internet mods. You think you can just fucking say that shit to me? I'll see you later, kid, and we'll see how strong you are when I get there.

Listen kid. I don't know if you're trolling right now, or if you actually believe any of that bullshit you're saying. I am a top-class meme master and have been working at the meme forge as early as 2005, before your prepubescent eyes even had the pleasure to bask in the glorious light of a true meme. I have created true dankness at the tip of my fingers, have controlled and shifted entire trends on the world wide web with as little as a button press. Remember the Unflattering Beyonce Meme on 9Gag? That was me. I took that picture, and posted it to 9gag, reddit, 4chan, funnyjunk, memebase, digg, imgflip and sites you wouldn't even have heard of. You have no right to call me a pleb, you belligerent scrub. I am much more than just a basement dweller, nerd or whatever role you want to put me into. I am a highly experienced trend setter and an elite in my field. Ever heard of Unidan? Karmanaut? Gallowboob? My students. Talented, but nowhere near my level. You can't even comprehend what I am, yet alone reach me. So don't tell me to stay put, because I won't. You are nothing to me.

So apparently there's this thing called a "watergasm". To give a brief explanation it's a sensation that is felt when water is left in the ear canal untouched for a few minutes. It feels like an orgasm in your ear, and only works if you don't touch it. "BUT DADDY, HOW DOES THIS RELATE TO CS?" Well that's where I come in. As both a CS:GO player and a lover of the watergasm, I have found out that watergasming before a game can help performance in CS! Sure it sounds cheesy, but the sensation relaxes you and gives you pleasure, which help boost your motivation as you will feel more happy and excited. This may all sound stupid or foreign to you all, but that's only because it is a taboo topic that few have discovered. Try it and see how it works for you! TIPS if you wish to watergasm properly: 1. Run some water from a tap into your hands and through to your ear canal 2. Once all of ear canal is nice and wet, sit down and wait patiently for a minute or two 3. You will begin to feel some tingling in your ear canal, this sensation will grow and eventually you will feel a crazy orgasmic sensation in your ear canals

Better keep your ears clean, kid.

What the fuck I mean what the fuuuuckk lol Im sorry that was to far but srsly tho fuk u and ur friends hah u have no frens tho yeah that's rite u lil cunt lol hahahaha didnt mean to come off harsh lol fuk u stupee d cunt never come near me or my friends brooooo fuk u ha sry lol fuk lol xx_vapelordxX hah fukin kik me bitch there my name I will fuk ur shit all the way fukkin slam it up hard I mean hard the fuk u

Dear Albert, it has come to my attention that you are 100% my enemy. I do not believe that we have ever met, nor do I know of any specific act of mischief you have ever worked against myself or anyone else. That said, it would appear the universe has ordained that we be nemeses. I have never before had a nemesis and am somewhat unsure how to proceed in what is certain to be a prolonged, contrived, and intense rivalry full of moves, counter-moves, and deep stratagems (if anything to be learned on the subject from comic books, that is). If you have any ideas on the matter, I look forward to hearing them.
Yours Truly,
Your Nemesis.

Albert, I find it ironic that you talk about how your values being all self righteous. When in all reality I have witnessed your lying, Cis-Gender, Straight, Heterosexual, and Racism first hand. Claiming that you "manage 38 homeless shelters in the Gambia, which house 48,657 people each." Only time I have seen your fat ass get up, is to check to see if the Pizza Delivery man came. You have made fun of our mutual friend: Winry calling her and I quote"A Despicable waste of space that", and that "you could not get away from due to her enormous nose, and often times you would see her counting all the money she stole from you." and last but not least you called her "a filthy Jew." Its Horrible how you sit on this pedestal of self righteousness, while not even considering the whole actions you have done. Now go back and weep into your life sized body pillow, of Jennifer Lawrence, only there as a constant reminder that the most pleasure you will get is from the stains left all over it