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Albert, you're a disgusting pasta-slurping hog. You couldn't spell "Personal Hygiene" if a dictionary leaped out of a cargo truck, ran across the battlefield your country ran away from in WWII, and splattered itself in the bowl of spaghetti you're eating. Please butt out of this conversation and kindly remove yourself from my presence.

Listen Albert you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

Dirpz, you are a narcissistic asshole who could not read if public education shot hoops by itself against a team of black men in a court filled with hateful users like you. Your illiteracy disgusts me, and I feel ashamed on a human level that you are a father of two, soon to be three. I hope that stupidity is not hereditary, because otherwise your children will have my utmost condolences.

GeoffBruedly, you are a sick, disgusting white knight. I stepped into this argument in the hope to actually defend my friend, not to gain your stupid internet privileges. As if you, a white adult male that is fully heterosexual, need any more privileges. You are probably a pigdog disgusting capitalist. Fuck off, I hope your country gets colonized again for its cotton.

Hey Albert. It hurts me to know that there is so much hatred in your heart. Your comments toward everyone are insulting, hurtful, and its obvious you only care about yourself. I have immature characteristics for sure, but lacking empathy and sympathy is the most immature characteristic one could have...empathy develops during adolescence so you either have the maturity of an 8 year old or are just a sociopath. Add in the fact that you apparently take joy in hurting other people's emotions and its becoming evident that you might even be a psycopath. Find Jesus...I'll pray for you tonight.

Albert, claim that we are sick. Have you looked in a mirror, or is that your clean pasta bowl. You cant stop eating just take your two small meatballs with your tiny sausage tucked between your legs, and find a better place to spread your fascist believes, or will you just run away again like in one of the many battle fields in world war two.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment up and fill in the captcha. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about fucking phrase. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is "yeehaw” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Listen, Albert... If you're going to come at a pro, keep your guard up. You've gone and messed up now. I saw you coming from a mile away. You thought you'd mess with the best, and now look at you. This should make you think twice before challenging a seasoned smogoner with thousands of likes next time. Please see that you do... or you'll feel the sting of humiliation once more. I didn't downvote your comment this time, but in the future I shall not be so merciful.