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astroboy
astroboy
she's never really seen how I look because I always leave the house wearing hoodies or sweaters because I don't really like to show off my body that much (my body is a temple and you have to earn your rights to look at the treasure if you know what I mean), and she just blurts out "NICE A*, YOU LONG DCKD MOTHERFCKER, WHY DON'T YOU COME ON OVER FOR SOME MILFSOUP?".
astroboy
astroboy
I honestly didn't know how to react, and I had just eaten pop tarts and drank a lot of water, so I just threw up everywhere, tried to run inside and my boxers got caught on a branch sticking out of a bush and ripped them off and then I fell on the ground and started crying. I'm still laying outside on the ground naked because I'm embarrassed to get up. What should I do?
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