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Scarf
ah mb i blame mobile leading me to believe that ;(
SANJAY
shut up scarfnaut
Scarf
Fresh off the boat, from Pokemon Showdown, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Smogon by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking PS friends would have a jolly good laugh about. None of that here. This ain't Pokemon Showdown, kid. This is SMOGON. We have REAL intellectual discussions, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to Serebii, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? Heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.