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Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
I will beat you and drop out right after.
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
PS: I don't care if you believe me. This will become your reality soon enough.
Cretacerus
Cretacerus
Overconfidence has always been your weakness. I shall be the one to teach you humility.
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
Good luck with that. Many better players have failed in that endeavor before you.

PS: I might even let you play the finale after I beat you. In the end, all I really cared about was fighting loco.
Cretacerus
Cretacerus
Well, I guess some men aren't looking for anything logical like recognition or custom art. Some men want to watch the world burn...
Mattapod
Mattapod
some men also want to be a dictator and are training on a pokemon forum as a small control group.

some people also like things in their butt.

some people are named nelson tangela.

you do the math
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
Even if I had a satelitte dish the size of a football stadium sticking out of my ass, I'd still own both of you in a Pokémon battle.
Cretacerus
Cretacerus
Mattapod, how about giving me some secret tips on how to slay the Nelson?
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
How would he know? lol
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
You have a better chance getting useful input from me, dude.
Mattapod
Mattapod
heres my advice on defeating mr satellite dish:

win the first battle by surprise. this worked well in BoK, not so much this time

hope he fucks up massively or disconnects in games 2 or 3. he does not lose games 2 or 3.

he analyzes you like a book. ive never seen anything like it. its almost like hes receiving your brainwaves into a massive satellite dish
Cretacerus
Cretacerus
Yeah, Nelson Tangela always had a thing for information gathering and spying networks. That won't help him this time, since I'm known for being utterly unpredictable. He'll never see the fossil Pokemon of my choice coming.
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
Looks like taking this win will be the last thing I'll do here.
Cretacerus
Cretacerus
Then it's my duty to stop you from doing either. ;)
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
You are going to burn down Gamefreak headquarters for nerfing Gengar?
Cretacerus
Cretacerus
What?! Of course not. I'd be surprised if Gengar was even nerfed in Gen VII.
Nelson Tangela
Nelson Tangela
It has been.
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