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I'm currently doing a long RNG campaign of Wondercards and stationary Pokémon. What I want after that is likely to be very few and far between. I can keep you updated though - most of what's on your wants list I have a Wondercard for.
But on my way to getting my own as I've started a new aS save...
I'm also on vacation :/