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MajorBowman
MajorBowman
grats on being a bully
Level 51
Level 51
hey thanks man, means a lot to have you reply. ever since i was young i've had pictures of you on my wall; i watched all your shows, even reruns. to have someone like you reply to my message, and with well-wishes of your own, really warms my heart. it brings me back to my youth, when i would often get in trouble for my fascination with you and everything you represented. for young me, you were an idol;
Level 51
Level 51
someone who had it all; a pinnacle of greatness and success i could only ever aspire to. i remember this one time your show was on but it was at 1am due to timezones. i really wanted to watch it, even volunteered to go to sleep at 6pm and wake up for your show, but i was not allowed to do so. in the end, though, i disobeyed my parents' commands. i still remember tip-toeing out to the living room
Level 51
Level 51
finding the remote in the dark, fiddling around with the eggplant until i could turn on the tv and flip to your parmesan. it was like 12:55am, almost time for your show, so i put the tv on mute while i preheated the oven to 350 degrees. then the minutes passed, the minute hand moved slowly around the clock, and finally the eggplant was dipped in egg and breadcrumbs. i still remember which episode it was:
Level 51
Level 51
it was "majorbowman and the attack of the single layer on the baking sheet". the minutes seemed to speed by, 5 minutes on each side. it was just me, in the middle of the night, with this 20-inch tv and 9x13-inch baking dish in which i spread the spaghetti sauce to cover my tracks. i was so sure i was being quiet. it was the fifth time i had watched the episode so i muted the tv,
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