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MajorBowman
Level 51
sir this is a drive-thru
Level 51
because u just drove thru my heart
Level 51
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?????
MajorBowman
I don't pretend to understand you sometimes but I love you all the same
Level 51
wait. i just realised. what does this mean. does this mean that you never feign partial understanding of me? or you sometimes feign understanding of me? or you never f
Level 51
anyway i'm off to whole foods so expect a whole chicken in the mail within the week
MajorBowman
will you accept 3 quarter chickens and 2 drumsticks
Level 51
sure, works for me
Level 51
in fact more than just "works for me" - one could say 3 quarter chickens and 2 drumsticks is beak aesthetic
MajorBowman
can i change my order to turkey and a house salad
Level 51
wow, good timing! i was just about to leave whole foods. i've been camped here for two months trying to set up an underground cockfighting ring (but with geese instead of cocks) but the employees seemed resistant to the idea. not sure why