Is he gay or European?
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Taptricity
Ruft
Well hey don't look at me
Taptricity
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports, in shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Ruft
Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They will say things like "ciao bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Taptricity
Gay or European? So many shades of grey. Depending on the time of day the French go either way.
Ruft
Is he gay or European? Or-
Taptricity
THERE! RIGHT THERE! Look at that condescending smirk! Seen it on every guy at work! That is a metro-hetro jerk! That guy’s not gay, I say no way!
Ruft
That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume is automatically, radically
Taptricity
Ironically, chronically
Ruft
Certainly, flirtingly
Taptricity
Genetically, medically
Ruft
Gay! Officially gay! Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay... Damn it!
Taptricity
Gay or European? So stylish and relaxed!
Ruft
Is he gay or European? I think his chest is waxed.
Taptricity
But they bring their boys up different there it’s culturally diverse. It’s not a fashion curse. If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Ruft
Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code. Yeah, his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy-toed. Huh.
Taptricity
Gay or European? So many shades of grey. But if he turns out straight I’m free at eight on Saturday.