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uh, one time i lost a game and the little brat was like "haha now you don't have 100%gxe," and it occurred to me that the pest was right. It sent me spiraling and I resorted to beating up on low ladder folk in order to boost my self-esteem. One day Z Strats and blce cornered me at the back of a 7/11 truck stop, and told me it was time for an intervention.

They said, "you're better than this, you're so much more than your GXE."

I was aghast, for it was all I had ever known. Despite my cries, they insisted "please leave the blameless low ladder peasants alone, they aren't what's causing your pain."

And in that moment it hit me, they had absolutely no idea what they were talking about. I thrive on the tears of the 1200's, constantly falling victim to strategic assaults.

Nonetheless, my name was becoming synonymous with that of a conqueror, someone who showed no remorse. I wanted to become nameless, faceless, a three-lettered assassin who could tiptoe in and out of battle without leaving such a recognizable impression. Hence: Gxe

yeah so basically he didn't know he could namechange until i told him

Holy based

im so proud of you gxe ur a changed man now